Need something to take your mind off of those nude photos of Justin Bieber? Here, take a deep breath, relax, and feast your eyes on Aaron Carter sticking his sweaty hand down his pants.
The LGBT ally lit up the stage at Chicago’s Market Days this past weekend, where he ripped off his shirt and performed some brand new tunes for the crowd before heading out on the rest of his North American tour. Unfortunately, he failed to perform any of the live performance tricks we’ve come to love, including male-on-male crotch-grabbing and dick-dialing phones.
The giant two-day street festival also hosted performances by out country singer Steve Grand and Wilson Philips, with special appearances by Austin Wilde’s abs.
Check out Carter’s cover of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” below.
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B Damion
LMAO..wow..lol..this is realllllllly sad. I can’t Y’all I can’t lol.
Scribe38
Wow…. why not sing his own stuff?
jeff4justice
@Scribe38: You mean hits like “Aaron’s Party (Come Get It)”
Scribe38
@jeff4justice: lol. I mean backstreet boy stuff (that was the band right?)
kurt_t
Scribe38, I read your comment as “SWING his own stuff,” and I thought “Well, you can swing it or you can grab it, but you can’t do both.”
But I guess maybe you can.
Polaro
If you watch the video it isn’t that bad. It’s a 1 second ball adjustment. And he sings other songs, live and has a real band. All in all, not bad. This article does him a disservice. Shame on you guys.
stevearies40
@Scribe38: Aaron is Nick Carter’s little brother…..
Nick was (is) the member of Backstreet Boys
Jared MacBride
Wow. That was unfortunate in just about every way I can think of.
Sweet Boy
Aaron who?…and he´s famous because…
Justin
I think he did really good. Sounds like he is singing live. Live band. His energy is high. Audience is into it. Bravo I say!
nf0603
Justin Bieber, this is you in ten years. (Seriously, from day one I thought Bieber was the new Aaron Carter lol)
Scribe38
@stevearies40: lol my bad.
DarkZephyr
If he is our ally and is not up there attacking us, and only trying to entertain, WHY exactly are so many of us attacking HIM exactly?
JDJase
@DarkZephyr: Because the people who comment here need something, anything, everything to whine and complain about
QuintoLover
I find him more attractive now than he was back then but that’s not saying much.
boring
Once again demonstrating that the tastes of gay men and 12-year-old girls from 1997 are exactly the same.
If it were a Venn diagram, it would be one circle on top of the other exactly.
fredo777
@Sweet Boy: “Aaron who?…and he´s famous because…”
I always love these “why are you relevant/popular/special?” comments, although they’re pretty predictable at this point.
tookietookie
@boring: LOL
tookietookie
@fredo777: Because my little sister said so, duh.
jeff4justice
@Scribe38: LOL ; )
D P
If Aaron Carter wanted to truly be an LGBT ally, I think he would need to trade teams. I’m willing to step up to the plate and sacrifice my time to help him out, too.
TinoTurner
I was visiting Chicago two years ago for work and accidently stumbled upon Market Days. First….they charge you to enter a lousy street festival and I think this saddens me greatly knowing that Aaron Carter must have gotten paid somewhere from $5-10k. The thing is, Aaron Carter is soooooo far from being talented/relevant/worth that money. Why couldnt the pathetic homos that run Market Days given the stage to local talent? More importantly, used that $10k for charity or to sponsor some LGBT scholarships or pretty much ANYTHING other then someone who was never famous.
nevereclipsed81
have to say i’m impressed, i remember this kid looking a day away from ODing a few years ago, he seems to be sober. and he’s finding some of those notes, i don’t think he was that good originally.
jamal49
Tough crowd here, I wanna tell ya. Geez, I challenge any of the critics here to get up off their sorry gay asses and do what Aaron Carter is doing. I guess it’s easier to sit in front of a computer and hate on people than it is to actually do something worthwhile.
miagoodguy
So basically he is saying that the way to get his gay fans to like him is to take his shirt off and play with his junk? This either shows how little he thinks of gays or that gay men lack any kind of class to be easily amused by blatant stereotypes.
Kevin
@TinoTurner: Sounds like you are just kinda of bitter and hate Chicago for some reason. The $8 suggested donation to enter Northalsted Market Days goes directly to charity. Is $8 too much for you to donate to charity?
Northalsted Market Days is also the second-largest street festival in the Midwest and is regarded as one of the US’s best street festivals, which is the opposite of your labeling it as lousy.
Aaron wasn’t one of the performers I caught over the weekend, but he has his fans and I heard plenty of people were excited to see him. I personally was more excited to see headliner Andy Bell of Erasure and the many local acts you just choose to ignore that were there in your anti-Chicago diatribe.
fredo777
@miagoodguy: I think you might be jumping at the chance to be upset, b/c I doubt Aaron put that much thought into a crotch adjustment.
HirsuteOne
I don’t have a problem with him or what he is doing..it’s par for the course for an entertainer. I just don’t get those drop crotch pants like Bieber wears. They look weird.
Ridpathos
Didn’t know he was still around.
Teleny
Wow: he’s hot!
Doughosier
He’s cute and famous enough to be a featured performer at a festival. He probably made more for doing one show than most people make in a month. Good for him. It’s not my type of music but he performs it well.
baddkitty06
I Liked it wish i had been.
I Had A Huge crush on him when i was little.
Still Love aaron after all this time.
theben1965
As anyone familiar with Cal would say, “Take off that red shirt.”
Volvoguy
Really!!! And people pay to see him!!
Unreal, absolutely no taste in music.
jasentylar
He’s a crackhead. No ally of mine.
rcktetr
He looks good
Sluggo2007
What junk? My sister is hung better than him.