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Abercrombie & Fitch Resurrects Its Softcore Gay Porn Magazine

It’s hard to imagine there was a time in America where parents wielded enough influence to shame Abercrombie & Fitch — that place in the mall with the shirtless guys in the doorway, which also sells jeans and polos — into shuttering their quarterly “clothing catalog.” Except that happened, in 2003! But as we’ve seen from mothers’ acceptance of their daughters going to Miley Cyrus concerts, even though she’s so racy now, parents are becoming less prude, or maybe the American Family Association doesn’t have any influence any more, and the heavy paper stock guide for teenage boys in need of that final push over the edge into Definitely Gay makes its return. Reserve yours today.