Acockalypse Now: The Ensuing Melee That DADT Will Bring For Straight Dudes Hoping to Avoid Queers

Oh hey there, B. Safi. Almost didn’t see you there, because it’s been so long since you grabbed a gay issue out of the headlines and pointed out how stupid people are being about it. Like how Republicans (and some Democrats who won’t admit it) have a reasonable point about how homosexuals are joining the military in droves just so they can fly across the Atlantic, put their lives at risk, all so they can sneak a peek at some wenis.