The Lady Gaga concert on HBO Saturday night is getting so much attention, it’s now become cool to feign disinterest in watching it. But don’t lie–you may go out Saturday night as if you have so many other important things to do, but you’re setting your DVR so you can watch the concert later. Go ahead, we know you wouldn’t really miss it.
Although her recent songs and videos have been somewhat questionable—we really wish she would stop dancing in her underwear, and gain back a few pounds—Gaga’s concerts are undeniably dazzling spectacles, meant to be shared with friends. A few tips to a successful Lady Gaga Concert Soiree:
1) Appropriate attire is a must. Everyone can wear weird sunglasses, and lightning bolt makeup is cheap. But wow your friends by buying a wig (or use your own hair!) and make your own Lady Gaga hair bow or even some soda can hair rollers.
2) Serve cheese fondue. We have it on good authority (we met her!) that she loves cheese fondue, served with bread. Here’s a great recipe.
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3) Play the concert loud. If your neighbors complain, simply snarl and flash the Little Monsters Hand Claw.
Photo via HBO.com
divkid
well, i *would* catch it….if hadn’t already booked myself in for a suicide attempt with a rusty razor blade…or is it my night for worming the cat…uh, no matter, lets just say BUSY, BUSY, BUSY!
nope
watching concerts on tv kinda defeats the purpose doesn’t it?
Kev C
All those products can be obtained from Target stores, btw.
Shannon1981
I am totes watching this. Love Lady Gaga!
redball
“gain back a few pounds”..? Who is Queerty’s dietitian? Gaga is in the best shape of her career thus far!
rentboy
She is a great musician, real professional producing excellent singles and awesome shows.
Mike
So Queerty officially no longer hates Lady Gaga?
Lil'Monster
I can’t stand that phony bitch. Go to hell tranny gag.
QJ201
@Mike:
New Editor and Staff, duh!
Queerty even has bylines for every story now!
love her
love the gagsa!!!
James LL
@Mike: Funny and so true!Will be interesting to see if “new” queerty still has it ‘out’ for the same list of targeted entertainers the old q-regulars love to rag on or will it try to be a balanced site, time will tell?
Mike
@QJ201: True. I always wondered who the hell “JD” was, his stories were the ones that pissed me off the most.
skoc211
It’s Gaga de Mayo!
I’m home for Mother’s Day and even my mom is excited.
Margaritas for everyone! People who haven’t seen her live have no idea what’s in store.
Eric
I can’t decide if I like new Queerty or not… On the one hand it’s nice that they aren’t so petty, on the other, I don’t get to be so enraged at such pettiness.
Lefty
You’re all just OLD.
Stop HATING.
She’s an ALLY.
So suck up her substandard tripe cynically marketed at dem gays.
LOVE GAGA.
etc etc…
Lefty
I do love the Gaga, btw fwiw lmao etc.
Mikey S
I am glad Queerty is no longer hating on our community’s allies as they LOVED to do before. I might actually keep reading here. I had been debating whether or not to delete you guys from my daily reading list.