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After 15 Years, The Ambiguously Gay Duo Finally Gets Some Live Action, Bi-Phobia

SNL’s Ambiguously Gay Duo and their vibrating penis-car continued their fight against “The Dark Clenched Hole Of Evil” by wearing slutty costumes, making anal sex innuendos, and provocatively stretching in the heat of battle. The queer-ish crusaders haven’t made an appearance since 2007 and last night’s marked their first foray into live action with appearances by Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Jon Hamm, and host Ed Helms. Previous to the duo of Ace and Gary, the gayest pair on SNL were body-builder budddies Hans and Franz (played by Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon. Would 1996 audiences have warmed to live actors conveying the A.G.D.’s homoerotic antics? Does having mainstream actors play in a live action sketch laughing about homoeroticism signify progress or just more queer fun-making? Also, what’s up with denying the existence of bisexuals? It’d be funnier if actual people didn’t say crap like “bisexuals don’t exist” all the time.

Via Gawker