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Agassi to Navratilova: Can’t You Feel Sympathy For My Meth Addiction?

Andre Agassi is probably going to sell a shit ton of books thanks to revelations that he wore a hairpiece in the early 1990s (about as remarkable as Oprah revealing she’s fat again) and that he used crystal meth for, oh, the better part of 1997. Know who tore him up for it? Martina Navratilova. Know who wants her to F off? Andre Agassi.

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Navratilova, who is doing more to harm gay rights than Perez Hilton, isn’t necessarily someone who should be running her mouth and criticizing others. But who can resist the chance to dump on a tennis legend but a fellow tennis legend?

The lesbian lady athlete called Agassi’s drug use revelation “shocking. Well, “not as much shock that he did it as shock he lied about it and didn’t own up to it. He’s up there with Roger Clemens, as far as I’m concerned. He owned up to it [in the book], but it doesn’t help now.”

To which Agassi, responding via 60 Minutes, is all: Can’t anyone feel bad for me? Please? You heartless wench?