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Are the Chicago Blackhawks Scared The Homos Will Polish Their Stanley Cup Knobs to March at Gay Pride?

Stanley Cup winners the Chicago Blackhawks are taking their giant trophy on parade all over town, marching through bars and restaurants and a children’s hospital and The Tonight Show, but will they take it through the territory of Boystown? The Chicago Gay Hockey Association would love to host the NHL champs during the city’s gay pride parade next Sunday — but so far their invite has gone unanswered. Or is it Blackhawks custom to preemptively give their answers on locker room whiteboards?