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Are You A Woman Who Wants To Join The A-List?

While skimming this A-List: New York casting call I was distracted by what appears to be producers’ scouting a new villain for the show, putting size queen Austin Armacost’s future in jeopardy. But haven’t all these fellas been re-signed for a second season? Or maybe the casting agents at Semisweet Productions are just looking for a secondary schemer? Either way, keep scrolling, because there’s also a casting notice for a “diva,” and not the Reichen kind. This one is a “young, fun, stylish, successful woman.” And not even a drag queen. Applicants should have a history of “OWNING the social scene with your guys in tow.” Ahem. Does this mean they’re casting for a fabulous fag hag? Or are they looking for a gay woman, intent on perpetuating another myth: that gay men and lesbians actually hang out together.

    • David

      They already have three women from the original cast?

      Feb 22, 2011 at 6:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DJ

      Are you kidding me?! No women! How about more hot man candy instead?

      Feb 22, 2011 at 6:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DJ

      @David: bahaha so true!

      Feb 22, 2011 at 6:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hephaestion

      They need to quit calling this show “The A List.” I’ve seen more A-List people at homeless shelters than on this show. It would be flattery to call these guys “C List.”

      I wonder who they had to fuck to get their useless asses on this dumb show?

      Feb 22, 2011 at 6:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt Smith

      LOGO has always had a problem with gay men – they hate us. The network ran several series featuring a sexy all lesbian cast but they have always thought that the networks mission was to show that gay men are not the center of the LGBT universe – unless of course you are trying to sell ads – they also are eager to have more straight women watch – kinda like if B.E.T. chose to white it up to gain white viewers – just gay men is not good enough – keep in mind on a good night the network viewers total fewer than 30K according to published reports – an all gay male road rules – nope – an all gay male house full of cute boys – nope – the Indigo Girls in concert YEAH BABY! Show it 500 times!

      Feb 22, 2011 at 8:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Devon

      Damn, that Derek chick is gonna be crushed when she finds out they’re replacing her.

      Feb 22, 2011 at 9:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lemon-lime

      I hang out with my lesbian friends all the time…

      Feb 23, 2011 at 12:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      Wow, they’re actually looking for somebody with a sucessful career….they’re not going to have anything in common with the other cast members except for Mike Ruiz.

      Feb 23, 2011 at 7:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree

      @Cam: Any woman with a successful career would be smart enough to steer clear of these wanna-be’s! Plus she’d prob be too busy with real friends to hang out & drink cosmos until 3:00 a.m.!

      Feb 23, 2011 at 8:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justiceontherocks

      I love the “are you one of the millions who couldn’t get enough …” Talk about wishful thinking. Try hundreds.

      Feb 23, 2011 at 9:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid

      queerty: “Or are they looking for a gay woman, intent on perpetuating another myth: that gay men and lesbians actually hang out together.”

      ALL my *gay* friends are lesbians (gay men are merely rivals or prey)
      picture me as a colonel gaddafi (sans camp outfits) with my crack troop of female body guards who can:
      kick ass.
      operate a power tool.
      take care of a cat in an emergency.

      now, if only i could find all that in a man…
      (oh, and, um, a 12 inch dick.)
      jeez, now that’s not asking too much is it?
      no, thought not.

      Feb 23, 2011 at 7:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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