File under “Hallucinogenically Bitchy E-Mails”:
A certain Winnie Chen, gearing up for her freshman year at UCLA, has shared an email that she received from one of two future roommates, and the Internet has taken notice.
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Even since Chen posted a screen-grab of the hyper-demanding screed, it’s gone viral. Which means that what is certain to be an awkward living situation has now been turning into an extremely awkward living situation.
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Here’s the email she received:
Okay so I’m not sure why neither of you responded back to my emails, but I don’t really care just as long as you both know this and understand that I’m not gonna settle for anything less than what I’m gonna tell you that I’m gonna get once I arrive in the dorm. I’ll take the top bunk of the bunk bed that has a bottom and top bunk. I DO NOT want the single bunk where it has a desk underneath the top bunk so don’t try to leave me that. I’m also taking one of the white closets. There should be two white closets and I’m taking one of them. I don’t care for which one it is, just know I’m taking one of them.
I want the desk that’s near the window. Plain and simple. I don’t care about who gets the bottom bunk but just know what I stated above is what I’m expecting once I arrive at the dorm and I won’t be in the mood for any arguing or other nonsense because of you two decided to deliberately disregard this email. If needed be I’ll turn it into a bigger situation so don’t try me.
Sorry but not that sorry for the attitude. I don’t like being ignored because that’s just rude but that’s what you both decided to do so I decided to make it clear now the kind of person I am and what I will and will not take.
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Once digesting what she’d just read, the other roommate, a certain Guistinna Tun, decided to write back and say that her requests were completely unreasonable.
The Unnamed Third Roommate From Hell then quickly changed her tune, responding:
So yeah, I don’t mind starting over considering the fact that I don’t get along with people right off the bat because I’m not that much of a people person. So I’m not looking to find other roommates either.
I’m also really chill too. But as you can see from my previous email, I am like a ticking time bomb that sets off when certain things I don’t like happen to me. LOL
It’s going to be a long, extraordinarily tense freshman year for three students at UCLA.
Harley
Ok. If I had gotten this e-mail i would have told her that I would respect her highly unreasonable request but after that she would have to keep her fücking mouth shut the rest of the year. If she expected anything else her shït would be out the door in the hallway. What a bïtch.
markgtx11
So you’re not a people person–and you signed up to live in the dorm, knowing you will be sharing a living space with two roommates? WTF
chris_edwards
You know, if you find that you have trouble with people disrespecting you… it’s time to check your attitude. I would absolutely refuse to live with this person.
He BGB
I saw this in another website. Is this a joke? Is she serious? I’m glad my college dorm days are over. Worse experience of my life. I WOULD end up with a homophobe right off the bat as a roommate. (This was during my mascara and eyelash curler days). 2nd day moved out and got my own room not having to pay extra. I often wonder after all these years he realizes what an ass he was.
scotshot
@He BGB: That man is Ted Cruz.
scotshot
I guess if I had an email similar to what she wrote go viral I’d change my tune also.
Id be interested if she’d end up a server at IHOP or McDonald’s.
CivicMinded
No two ways about it. The parents created a monster. Wonder if her last name is Trump.
Heywood Jablowme
I almost hate to say it, Queerty, but this is an example of what you asked us recently: is this “gay” news? We don’t know if any of three are lesbian? I guess it’s a vaguely interesting story though.
Aromaeus
Yeah I don’t think anyone involved in this is a gay man unless someone having a really b!tchy attitude is supposed to be a gay thing? I had a ultra-right wing conservative roommate my freshman year who loved Glen Beck and Fox News. Of course since it was my TV and he was dirt poor I refused to have that sh!t on.
captainburrito
I would share with her and youtube the experience. Would be internet gold. That, and I live for that shit. 😀
Mike
Bitches
Heywood Jablowme
Ha – she still hasn’t even MET them yet:
“Winnie and Guistinna moved into their dorm room yesterday and told ABC News their third, unidentified roommate has yet to arrive. The girls did not disclose which bunks they took.
“UCLA officials told ABC News they have been in contact with all interested parties and hope for an amicable solution.”