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The Bitchiest Roommate Email Ever Written, Hands Down


File under “Hallucinogenically Bitchy E-Mails”:

A certain Winnie Chen, gearing up for her freshman year at UCLA, has shared an email that she received from one of two future roommates, and the Internet has taken notice.

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Even since Chen posted a screen-grab of the hyper-demanding screed, it’s gone viral. Which means that what is certain to be an awkward living situation has now been turning into an extremely awkward living situation.

Here’s the email she received:

Okay so I’m not sure why neither of you responded back to my emails, but I don’t really care just as long as you both know this and understand that I’m not gonna settle for anything less than what I’m gonna tell you that I’m gonna get once I arrive in the dorm. I’ll take the top bunk of the bunk bed that has a bottom and top bunk. I DO NOT want the single bunk where it has a desk underneath the top bunk so don’t try to leave me that. I’m also taking one of the white closets. There should be two white closets and I’m taking one of them. I don’t care for which one it is, just know I’m taking one of them.

I want the desk that’s near the window. Plain and simple. I don’t care about who gets the bottom bunk but just know what I stated above is what I’m expecting once I arrive at the dorm and I won’t be in the mood for any arguing or other nonsense because of you two decided to deliberately disregard this email. If needed be I’ll turn it into a bigger situation so don’t try me.

Sorry but not that sorry for the attitude. I don’t like being ignored because that’s just rude but that’s what you both decided to do so I decided to make it clear now the kind of person I am and what I will and will not take.

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Once digesting what she’d just read, the other roommate, a certain Guistinna Tun, decided to write back and say that her requests were completely unreasonable.

The Unnamed Third Roommate From Hell then quickly changed her tune, responding:

So yeah, I don’t mind starting over considering the fact that I don’t get along with people right off the bat because I’m not that much of a people person. So I’m not looking to find other roommates either.

I’m also really chill too. But as you can see from my previous email, I am like a ticking time bomb that sets off when certain things I don’t like happen to me. LOL

It’s going to be a long, extraordinarily tense freshman year for three students at UCLA.

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