Brandon Myers shows off his completed leg tattoo, but people are looking elsewhere

I'm about to come back with a bang ??

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Bromans star Brandon Myers needs some attention and knows how to get it.

Under the pretense of showing off a fresh leg tattoo on Instagram, he’s treated his legion of fans to an increasingly familiar site: a bulge almost surreal in its in-your-facedness.

Related: Brandon Myers Evidently Wants You To See All Of Him, Every Day, On The Hour, Every Hour

“My jungle leg sleeve complete!” he wrote gleefully.

And then he posted this little morsel of a moment:

My African Jungle Leg Sleeve complete!????? #legsleeve #junglesleeve #legtattoos

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For comparison, here’s how it looked the last time he gave a progress report:

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  • Paco

    I think it’s great that he is comfortable enough with his masculinity to have chosen to permanently ink his body with that type of tattoo.

    • Brian

      He knows the Ed Hardy look will never go out of style.

    • Paco

      Ed who?

    • ham

      Nothing to do with masculinity.

  • terminalose

    There is 2 kind of guys : grower or shower. He’s a shower… by experience, I know this kind of dick rarely have quality erections

    • Stache

      It is what you call blessed though. Hung and a shower.

    • tdh1980

      Yeah. Even in porn I’ve noticed that guys this big while either flaccid or semi-erect typically don’t grow much bigger when fully hard. It’s like nature’s weird way of balancing things out.

    • Brian

      Stache, wow… how are you this good at the internet? haha

  • mz.sam

    Yuck!…his gawdawful tats are hideous. Better if Brandon exposed his non-inked leg.

  • Kieran

    At least he still has one normal arm and leg.

    • ham

      Nothing to do with masculinity.aparently 1:5 legs

  • Jack Meoff

    Dude needs to stop skipping leg day at the gym

    • Rex Huskey


  • mhoffman953

    Why does Queerty love straight guys so much? Especially one that exploits gays for their money

    • jjunke

      well said.

    • Juanjo

      Why does Queerty allow lame faux gay trolls like Miss Hoffman to post crap here?

    • mhoffman953


      Looks like I strike a nerve with you, Grandpa John. I guess we know who one of Brandon Myers’ customers is then

    • Rex Huskey

      who says this dude is straight?

    • mhoffman953


      When I clicked his Instagram link, it shows he’s married to a woman

    • prarie pup

      If a hot man–straight or gay–shows it off for free I’m down with that. If a hot man wants to be paid for showing it off he can lick it (and not in a good way).

  • Xzamilloh

    Attagirl, Queerty… keep showing us this hot taut male flesh on the weekdays and then guilt it on home on Sunday with “Why are Feminine Gay Men so Demonized” or “Your Erections are Racist” or “New App For Gay Lovers of Walnut Porn”

  • RIGay

    Not bad for someone who is 4’6″…

  • jorgecruz

    If you google “douchebag” isn’t this the first photo that comes up? Pouty lips, head tilt, lockerroom toilet in the background, headphones around the neck, haircut from 2001. pass

  • crowebobby

    I’m fine with that dick not getting any harder when hard. But I’d prefer it on a softer man.

    • Stache

      Yes. We all know you prefer young slender twinks.

  • Robert-in-Seattle

    Whether or not you are into tats or dislike them on principle, you cannot deny the incredible talent and artistry of that tattoo artist. And, there’s the bulge…but I digress…

    • Stache

      I think he’s a douche and not too much into the tats but I’m pretty sure most here wouldn’t be kicking him out of bed either.

  • OzJosh

    Super-ugly tattoos. Mis-shapen over-developed thighs. And he says “yous”.

  • Steven

    That’s a posed shot for sure. He arranged himself to look like that. Not criticizing it but he’s showin’ off.

  • johnnymcmxxx

    He’ll be sorry unless he has no taste. That complete leg tattoo is hideous. His body was perfectly lovely. It is not an improvement to gild the lily. Too much and too ugly.

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