Burning Question: Are You Any Good At Hiding Boners?

Cha Cha is posing a question to its readers that, frankly, we haven’t had to ponder since high school: How do you handle boners?

We sussed out pretty long ago that public erections weren’t the catastrophe we imagined—and in fact most people didn’t even notice. (And the ones who did? We got their numbers).

The site’s quiz creates several (heteronormative) scenarios as asks how you’d react—erection during a presentation, on the dance floor, with a possible romantic interest—but the real fun is looking at the photos.

We’re guessing the feature was created by a woman, because one of the options for making a hard-on go away is ” literally smash the sucker until he is down.”

Ouch!