Carrie Prejean says TMZ, and you haters!!, can call her sex tape “whatever you want,” but let’s be honest here about what’s on film: A disgraced beauty pageant reenacting a Britney Spears song.
Just like the last time Prejean found herself overexposed on the web, she says this latest infringement of her privacy — which was screened for her and her mother — took place when she was just a teenager.
It’s the “biggest mistake of my life,” Prejean says, evidently forgetting the family values that were involved when she shot this.
(NB: Is anyone else loving how sympathetic Sean Hannity is to Prejean’s cause? Imagine if a homo, or a liberal, had a video released of him pleasuring himself?)