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Colin Farrell’s New Role: Best Man at Gay Brother Eamon’s Wedding

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In Bruges actor and homemade porn star Colin Farrell will be on the altar at his brother Eamon’s wedding — to another dude. Colin is expected to play the role of best man between Eamon, a choreographer, and Steven Mannio. Except Ireland doesn’t recognize gay marriage, so what’s a boy to do? Well Eamon still plans on going full marriage: “I don’t really like civil union cake — I want a wedding cake at my party. Who wants a civil union? It’s just so legal. I want to be able to get married. The Government’s paper on civil unions is only for gay people. If you’re straight you can’t have one. So that’s not fair either. If you want a civil union you should be able to do it, if I want to get married I should be able to do it.”

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9 Comments

  • sal(the original)

    oh canada oh canada

  • Mike

    Didn’t know he had a gay brother.

  • Alexander

    Where did you find this horrible-photoshopped photo??

  • Mark M

    I would damn the Gods if I looked like that, and my brother looked like Colin Farrell. That’s just not fair.

  • Seriously

    Not only does the gay brother have major “gay face” but he’s also got “future old lesbian” face.

  • Irish Eoin

    eh..They are Irish (actually born in Ireland) last time I checked… And that photo(shoped) is scary biscuits… eek

  • lessthan

    It is just a bad picture. Eamon is pretty hot!

  • Bitch, please!

    @MARK M & SERIOUSLY: What is “ugly” here is not Colin’s brother, but you two. Look in the mirror much? Oh, my bad, it cracked the last time either one of you looked at it! Two sad, ugly, bitter, queens making snide remarks, while sitting on the sideline as life passes them by. Well I suppose we should pity them since that is all they can do.

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