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Colin Farrell’s New Role: Best Man at Gay Brother Eamon’s Wedding


In Bruges actor and homemade porn star Colin Farrell will be on the altar at his brother Eamon’s wedding — to another dude. Colin is expected to play the role of best man between Eamon, a choreographer, and Steven Mannio. Except Ireland doesn’t recognize gay marriage, so what’s a boy to do? Well Eamon still plans on going full marriage: “I don’t really like civil union cake — I want a wedding cake at my party. Who wants a civil union? It’s just so legal. I want to be able to get married. The Government’s paper on civil unions is only for gay people. If you’re straight you can’t have one. So that’s not fair either. If you want a civil union you should be able to do it, if I want to get married I should be able to do it.”

On:           May 26, 2009
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    • sal(the original)

      oh canada oh canada

      May 26, 2009 at 4:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike

      Didn’t know he had a gay brother.

      May 26, 2009 at 6:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alexander

      Where did you find this horrible-photoshopped photo??

      May 26, 2009 at 11:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark M

      I would damn the Gods if I looked like that, and my brother looked like Colin Farrell. That’s just not fair.

      May 27, 2009 at 1:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Seriously

      Not only does the gay brother have major “gay face” but he’s also got “future old lesbian” face.

      May 27, 2009 at 2:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Irish Eoin

      eh..They are Irish (actually born in Ireland) last time I checked… And that photo(shoped) is scary biscuits… eek

      May 27, 2009 at 2:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lessthan

      It is just a bad picture. Eamon is pretty hot!

      May 28, 2009 at 1:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bitch, please!

      @MARK M & SERIOUSLY: What is “ugly” here is not Colin’s brother, but you two. Look in the mirror much? Oh, my bad, it cracked the last time either one of you looked at it! Two sad, ugly, bitter, queens making snide remarks, while sitting on the sideline as life passes them by. Well I suppose we should pity them since that is all they can do.

      May 28, 2009 at 9:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mb00

      @Bitch, please!: S-N-A-P!!! and ditto on your comment.

      May 30, 2009 at 4:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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