Both Craig Ferguson and Jeffrey Tambor have size 12 feet. This also means, an old wives’ tale insists, they have large penises. The only way to find out for sure is to compare sizes in front of a studio audience — but only if you incorporate a discussion about whether these middle aged men still masturbate.

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