Did you hear that they’re making a Broadway version of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”? We’re not making this up! The Nederlander Organization has acquired the rights to the seminal (go ahead, let out a falsetto squeal) music video and plan on bringing it to the Great White Way. See, another Michael joke! Anyway, here are a bunch of hot French kids lip-syncing to the song in a single take. It’s like Russian Ark, but with synthesizers.