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Did It Take This Long For a Marketer To Exploit Jesus Luz’s First Name?

By September 29, 2010 at 10:09am

Madonna‘s sometimes-DJ boyfriend Jesus Luz is finally getting paid for his best assets: a ridiculously fine torso and a first name that exclaims.

Too bad even this German web retailer can’t pronounce his name correctly.

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2 Comments

Xtincta

JESUS….The things I would do to that man.

September 29, 2010 at 1:09pm
Avenger

“Too bad even this German web retailer can’t pronounce his name correctly.”

Neither can americans. All yankees tend to pronouce his name with a Spanish accent even (not)knowing that in Brazil they speak Portuguese.

October 7, 2010 at 2:10pm

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