CRAZY ROBOT

Did Santorum Benefit From This Insanely Homophobic Robocall To Ohio Voters?

We all know that Mitt Romney outspent Santorum 6-to-1 and still just barely won Super Tuesday. But could it be because Santorum is getting help from crazy-people groups that are organizing efforts outside of his authority?

Religion Dispatches magazine reports that the following insane robocall went out to Ohio voters yesterday:

Hi, my name is Brian Camenker; I’m a Jew from Massachusetts. And, this is Darcy Brandon; I’m a Christian from California. If you believe as we do that marriage and sexuality should only be between a man and a woman, please help us stop Mitt Romney. As Governor, Romney signed “Gay Youth Pride Day” declarations, promoted homosexuality in our elementary schools, and unconstitutionally ordered state officials to make Massachusetts America’s first same-sex marriage state.

Wait, what Romney are Brian and Darcy talking about? Sure, Romney has roots as gay-friendly, but the facts underlying those roots are these… the above stuff is just pure BS. Alright, we now return to your regularly scheduled robocall statements that have absolutely no basis in fact:

Romney supports open homosexuality in the military, the appointment of homosexual judges, and the ENDA law, making it illegal to fire a man who wears a dress and high heels to work, even if he’s your kid’s teacher. When you vote tomorrow, please vote for social sanity and Rick Santorum, NOT for homosexuality and Mitt Romney. Rick Santorum is the ONLY candidate who can be trusted to uphold traditional marriage, a straight military, and the rights of American children to have both a mother and a father. This message paid for by JewsAndChristiansTogether.org and not authorized by any candidate. To get the FACTS before you vote, visit JewsAndChristiansTogether.org.

The straight military is already gone, broskies, and it ain’t coming back. And go to that website only if you dare—it’ll make your IQ drop double digits.

But still, some extreme voters are pretty dumb, and these people hit up the right idiots, they could’ve made Ohio a closer race than it needed to be.