Theyâre burly. Theyâre bakers. And theyâre serving up burlesque bootyliciousness (?) in this 2017 Burly Bakers Wall Calendar.
Get whisked away to an alternate universe where swarthy men and groany puns are the order of the day. And you can ogle guilt-free, since each sale benefits Open Hand Atlanta, a nonprofit organization that feeds needy men, women, and children in the metro Atlanta area.
See them rise seductively out from behind piles of flaky, mouthwatering croissants:Â
Lick your lips salaciously as they push racks of freshly baked crullers in your direction with the full force of their biceps:Â
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Seethe as they make a mess out of your perfectly pristine kitchen with a bunch of cake frosters, which donât come cheapâŠ?! Â
Recover your ruggedness as they⊠actually, weâre not sure whatâs going on here. Oven frottage? Last-ditch attempt to rescue arms lost to smoothie prep mishapâŠ?Â
Actually, neither. Just cooking up a fresh vat of mamaâs world-famous noisome stew:
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ChrisK
Just don’t get any hair in my food.
Xzamilloh
No thanks.
ProfessorMoriarty
^^^ You’d rather have hair in your food?
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Brian
OMG, give me hairy backs forever! Shortbread, lean bread, hot bread…knead it, shape it, lay it. Let it rise…higher, higher, higher.
miserylovedme24
They’re pretty hot but I’d be a lot more interested in the calendar if it were a nude one.