This week, Russell Tovey asked for your urgent help, footballer Fabio Ceravolo showed off his goal post and Michael Phelps showed us he’s back in action. Here’s what happened on Instagram (or, as some of you refer to it, our weekend catch-up with Colton Haynes and Eliad Cohen):
We’re very envious of George Burgess‘ beach buddy.
Damon Wayans Jr. is getting shady.
We want to see Colton Haynes lift the other leg.
John Boyega is in stormtrooper-fighting shape.
Cristiano Ronaldo is ready to fly.
River Viiperi doesn’t need a saddle.
Eliad Cohen is undressed for success.
Pee-wee Herman is ready for his big holiday.
Chris Brown hit Paris.
Steve Grand nearly took a tumble.
Nev Schulman showed his patriotism.
Ashley Parker Angel took a licking.
Zac Efron gave Sacha Baron Cohen a lift.
We know how you feel, LeBron James.
Billy Reilich got his balls in the air.
Daniel Dae Kim is ready for transport.
Gus Kenworthy forgot to close the door.
bottom250
I want all these men in me
Billy Budd
I want to penetrate all these men.
Kangol
Damon Wayans’ juicy lips give me life! Daniel Dae Kim and Cristiano Ronaldo are hot too.
I don’t get why the awful Chris Brown is in this mix, though. He’s a real creep and pretty homophobic. Has he ever been gay-friendly at all? Didn’t he just try to out Eva Pigford’s boyfriend as DL? He and wannabe macho Russell Tovey should get a room. Yuck!
bottom250
@Billy Budd: a good top is hard to find but a hard top is good to find.
Glücklich
@Kangol:
I’m perplexed by Chris Brown, too. Never cared for his music nor his antics.
GameBoy
Every time a pic of Cristiano, My gaydar goes sky-rocket…..
Billy Budd
@GameBoy: I am pretty sure Crissy Ronaldo is gay. Have you seen the pictures of him frolicking around in speedos with his fuck buddies?
Doughosier
Every week, pictures of the same men. Are they the only ” names” you guys know?
dre23222
I can have all these guys. They are hot!!! I’m open for busy here in Alexandria, VA
brparkrunner
Instagram? More like Intamegram. Get it? In-ta-me-gram? As in, “Everybody needs to see how fabulous I am!”. In, to, me, gram, Intamegram!
“Take a picture! I’m not biting my girlfriends cheek!”
Anyway, I guess before Instagram, these guys fapped in front of a mirror.
Zac Tipton
It said colton Haynes. So I had to click on it
Sand Nierenberg
I saw nothing
Sand Nierenberg
It’s a scam article
Chris
When did Pee Wee Herman come back?
JB
Wtf? Why would queerly be featuring anything to do with woman-beating misogynist Chris Brown??? This is one person our community should not be promoting in any way.
Bauhaus
“Chris Brown *hit* Paris” – very fitting.
Donald Dork
@Kangol: So is Damon Wayans. All the Wayans are homophobic as hell
ShowMeGuy
@Bauhaus: That was my first reaction, too.
Kangol
@Donald Dork: Damon Wayans Jr. or his father. I know the father is bad on LGBTQ issues but I think the son is different in this regard. He’s even supported homeless gay youth in LA, among other pro-gay activities.