Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Women Going Gay Later In Life Because Old Men Are Choosing Younger Women

Always the beacon of rationality, The View‘s shining star Elisabeth Hasselbeck this morning offered sociology’s secret explanation for why middle-aged women are going gay: Old guys are going for younger gals, leaving women in the 40s and 50s and 60s to do nothing but start finger banging chicks. Sorry, Sherri: This means you’re about to become a dyke. Also, one point for the audience applause!