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Finally! Sex Toys For People Who Want To Do It With Gryphons, Faerie Dragons, And Waterhorses

Whether you’re a RPG-playing, Comic-Con type who has always wanted to get it on with a dragon or just an adventurous sexplorer looking to get laid by creatures from the Harry Potter series, have we got the store for you! Warning: even though it’s just a sex toy shop, this site is hilariously NSFW. You don’t really wanna get fired for looking at werewolf dongs, do you? That sort of thing totally stays on your permanent record.

Via SLOG