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Finally! Sex Toys For People Who Want To Do It With Gryphons, Faerie Dragons, And Waterhorses

Whether you’re a RPG-playing, Comic-Con type who has always wanted to get it on with a dragon or just an adventurous sexplorer looking to get laid by creatures from the Harry Potter series, have we got the store for you! Warning: even though it’s just a sex toy shop, this site is hilariously NSFW. You don’t really wanna get fired for looking at werewolf dongs, do you? That sort of thing totally stays on your permanent record.

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6 Comments

  • christopher di spirito

    I’ve never used a toy but all that could change if they make one in the image of major league baseball players.

  • Devington

    No wonder Bella chooses Edward. Jacob has weird junk.

  • McGullen

    The dolphin dildo is just nasty.

  • fredo777

    I don’t particularly get into these toys, but I think this is a brilliant idea. There are some people who are very, very into this porn genre + marketing sex toys to them is a smart decision.

  • Mirza

    one word, creepy!

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