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FOX News Ruins Teacher’s Career By Revealing Gay Porn Past

Kevin Hogan is an English teacher, English department chair and crew coach at the Mystic Valley Regional Charter School in Massachusetts. Or at least he was until FOX News “investigative reporter” Mike Beaudet revealed to the school that Hogan had starred as Hytch Cawke in porn films such as Fetish World and Just Gone Gay 8.

Now the school has placed Hogan on paid leave while they investigate his hiring to quell the school’s concerned puritanical parents. The reader commenters at FOX all have the same question we have: why harass a perfectly good teacher for his completely legal past? Had Beaudet already revealed the sordid pasts of all the state’s other public figures?