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Gay Blind Item Madness!

It’s been a while since we last took a stab at blowing up someone’s g-spot (gay spot, silly). Thankfully, Gatecrasher offers us a bit of head scratching fun:

Which Sapphic starlet employed her lover as an “assistant” to explain why they always went out together?

Hmm, two suspects stand out in our little minds and both are equally, arrestingly outrageous.

Any guesses, attractive readers?

On:           Aug 2, 2007
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    • Gregg

      Obviously, Kathy Griffin and Jessica. When Kathy slapped that double-ended dildo in her palm and said “company meeting,” well, need I say more?

      Aug 2, 2007 at 11:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • thatguyfromboston

      hmm lessee starlet=young+reckless car chase after the assistant quit her job(read boke-up w/)= Lindsey Lohan. That all adds up to a lot of dyke drama! Now all of Lindseys recent troubles makes sense!

      Aug 2, 2007 at 12:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_boston

      thatguyfromboston is right; and not just cause he’s a Bostonian. Lindsay chasing down an assistant who quits makes sense only if a lotta Lesbo teenage angst bullshit is involved. Plus, there have been rumors around Lindsay Lohan’s lady-loving ways for a while…that coke makes you do wild, sexual things. I know, Lindsay, I know.


      Aug 2, 2007 at 1:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_boston

      According to Star magazine, Lindsay said to her Lesbian DJ buddy Samantha Morton, “Your [sic] all I have to live for, babe. I want to marry you and have children with you. I need you to live!” That’s why I love Lindsay…cause she’s an old-fashioned coke whore.

      Aug 2, 2007 at 1:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • thatguyfromboston

      it’s a refreshing change from all the meth.

      and btw, being from boston is all the reason one needs to be correct.

      Aug 2, 2007 at 1:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Qjersey

      Can’t be Queen Latifah…she has a “personal trainer” who is always with her

      Aug 2, 2007 at 2:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_boston

      “and btw, being from boston is all the reason one needs to be correct.”

      Tru dat!

      Aug 2, 2007 at 2:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paul Raposo

      As thatguyfromboston pointed out, maybe the closet is the reason for LL’s recent sad turn of affairs. Maybe if she wasn’t pressured to be straight acting, she wouldn’t be so messed up.

      Aug 2, 2007 at 4:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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