Gay Blind Item Madness!

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It’s been a while since we last took a stab at blowing up someone’s g-spot (gay spot, silly). Thankfully, Gatecrasher offers us a bit of head scratching fun:

Which Sapphic starlet employed her lover as an “assistant” to explain why they always went out together?

Hmm, two suspects stand out in our little minds and both are equally, arrestingly outrageous.

Any guesses, attractive readers?