Gay Blind Item Madness!

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It’s been a while since we last took a stab at blowing up someone’s g-spot (gay spot, silly). Thankfully, Gatecrasher offers us a bit of head scratching fun:

Which Sapphic starlet employed her lover as an “assistant” to explain why they always went out together?

Hmm, two suspects stand out in our little minds and both are equally, arrestingly outrageous.

Any guesses, attractive readers?

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8 Comments

  • Gregg

    Obviously, Kathy Griffin and Jessica. When Kathy slapped that double-ended dildo in her palm and said “company meeting,” well, need I say more?

  • thatguyfromboston

    hmm lessee starlet=young+reckless car chase after the assistant quit her job(read boke-up w/)= Lindsey Lohan. That all adds up to a lot of dyke drama! Now all of Lindseys recent troubles makes sense!

  • james_boston

    According to Star magazine, Lindsay said to her Lesbian DJ buddy Samantha Morton, “Your [sic] all I have to live for, babe. I want to marry you and have children with you. I need you to live!” That’s why I love Lindsay…cause she’s an old-fashioned coke whore.

  • thatguyfromboston

    it’s a refreshing change from all the meth.

    and btw, being from boston is all the reason one needs to be correct.

  • Qjersey

    Can’t be Queen Latifah…she has a “personal trainer” who is always with her

  • james_boston

    “and btw, being from boston is all the reason one needs to be correct.”

    Tru dat!

  • Paul Raposo

    As thatguyfromboston pointed out, maybe the closet is the reason for LL’s recent sad turn of affairs. Maybe if she wasn’t pressured to be straight acting, she wouldn’t be so messed up.

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