Gay Blind Item Madness!

Apparently Disney didn’t think its young fan set could handle a dick-hugging wardrobe:

Which Disney youth act’s gay stylist had the suits in a dither because he insisted on dressing the boys in the tightest possible clothes? The execs had to back down when the “beyond metrosexual” look was a smash with their target ‘tween audience.

What’s “beyond metrosexual?” Is that, like, gay squared?