One gay Redditor is in a hairy situation: He suspects his cat doesn’t approve of the gay “lifestyle,” so to speak.
“I think my cat is homophobic,” he wrote in a recent thread. “She heard me having sex with a man last night and now she won’t talk to me. What should I do?”
Joked one commenter, “She realized you don’t like p*ssy.”
Advised another, “Paws before brahs, my dude.”
“You better get on her good side,” a third wrote. “Otherwise, she might trade you out for a new [human] and/or evict you. You’re treading on thin ice, my friend.”
One commenter, at least, assured the guy that it’s a fixable problem: “She’s just jealous she’s not getting 100% of your attention. She’ll sulk for a while but will probs get over it. Give her a treat and she’ll forgive you.”
Finally, the original poster resolved to work it out with his four-legged friend. “I’m going to try and talk to her,” he wrote. “Maybe she can see that I’m just trying to live my best life.”
Meanwhile, other Redditors related to pets interfering with sexy times. “[My dog] stands at the side of the bed and stares at me in silent judgment,” commented one.
“I’ve had way more cats than dogs, but the five dogs I had during my adult life have always gotten very jealous if I started getting it on in their presence,” wrote another. “The cats have never cared except some kittens that jump out of nowhere on top of stuff.”
Added a third: “I raise Shih Tzu dogs. They don’t really care how much of a sexual and moral degenerate I am, so long as I feed and cuddle on schedule!”