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Goodwill Shopper Hunting Down ‘Tons of F*cking Sequins’: Insta Gaylebrity

Move over Antoine Dodson, there’s a new local news report viral video star in the making. We have yet to know his name, but he just plastered his name on a T-shirt after telling Seattle’s King 5 News that he’s picking up “tons of fucking sequins” at a Goodwill shopping event. Now we don’t have confirmation that he’s officially Family, but who else is storming a consignment shop snatching up all that shimmers? [via]

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  • Dollie

    I buy tons of fucking sequins at the Goodwil every weekend. Where is my local news?

  • Pip

    i fucking-ass-shitting love fuckin ass mutha fucka pussy sequence! HOLLA BACK REPORTER LADY!

  • Nick

    I’m with Dollie.
    A new LOGO show perhaps? We’re very dramatic. Perhaps a soap opera.
    “All my sequins”?

  • Greg Garavani

    Ew did anyone see that fur hag? And no wonder those Manolos are in Goodwill, they are SHIT.

  • Jack

    @Greg Garavani: Seems Cruella DeVille’s fortune has taken a hit in the recession…

  • Clint

    Ew at the fur…

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  • Henry

    They met at the sequin aisle in the Goodwill … it was love at first shimmer.

  • Dollie

    @Nick: Hahahahahaha!
    I’m down….

  • Lucius Vorenus

    I am enthusiastic about goodwill too. I bought lots of fucking suits, including a few Brooks Brothers ones! it is fucking amazing!

  • Michael

    His name is Mehron. He lives here in Seattle.

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