Because this is what you do with people who, when given their own free will, kidnap and attack escorts: Boy George will be locked up again. But this time, television cameras will be rolling the whole time.
George has agreed to appear on Britain’s Celebrity Big Brother, supposedly scoring a £200,000 fee along the way.
And when he mouths off at other contestants and unleashes his Culture Club wrath while television audiences look on? He probably won’t feel remorse for that, either.