We hope your Halloween weekend has been filled to the brim with ghouls, goblins and maybe a Kellyanne Conway drag disaster or three.
But if you’re searching for true terror (mixed with some undeniable sexiness), look no further than this guy and his enormous snake.
Presented without further comment is the clip, which has quickly garnered over 2 million views, titled “Jamming Out With Your Pet Snake”:
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Jamming Out With Your Pet Snake ??
Posted by Daily Fix on Saturday, October 28, 2017
Stache
Not what I was expecting.
barkomatic
Well, the guy is certainly hot, and I don’t know much about snakes but that boa looked more than strong enough to suffocate and eat that guy. No way would I get anywhere near that thing.
dean089
That’s a python, and he’s got nothing to fear. Unlike humans, pythons don’t kill things just for fun and there’s no snake alive big enough to swallow the body of a grown man.
SAVDAWGY
LOL @dean089 anacondas can eat and swallow an entire human and have done so in the Amazon!
jkthsnk
I bet that snake LOVES living that little box. Ahole.
stranger2myself
That’s a domesticated snake. Moreover snakes like tight spaces like cats. So you make an idiot of yourself. Good for you
Bob LaBlah
Uh, I don’t get it as I am sure many of you don’t either. What was erotic about this? I don’t get it. Had he been in his Andrew Christian briefs dancing with the snake instead of looking like a young mormon working in a pet shop at closing time some where out in Utah and putting away the snake fine. But this?
Jack Meoff
Click bait, nothing more that a misleading headline
THAT Steve
I blame myself since if I wasn’t such a horndog I wouldn’t have fallen for it! :'(
RIGay
Agreed.
Terrycloth
Don’t care how many years you have been handling snakes. One day .. .one day we will read about how he got squeezed to death or eaten by this “pet “
NateOcean
Snakes have a hemipenis so there’s that.
ingyaom
Why is that guy wearing a shirt?
Blackceo
Nope nope nope nope nope!!!!
startenout
I do not see why this has quickly gone viral. I mean he’s cute but I can see more on the Andrew Christian site. Heck, I can see more on JC Penney. lol
Curtispsf
He just needs a badge saying “I am Elder ______” (and his magic underwear).
GayRaccoon
Woah, I’d so like to play with his big snake!
Chris
No matter how strong this guy is, at some point, that snake will try to suffocate him. You can see him struggle to balance the entire animal early on in the video. ….. Did anyone else notice the snake in the upper box watching?
seaguy
The guy is hot but I hate snakes so that totally ruins it for me.