Happy Endings:

• CDC says, “HIV Tests For Almost All Ages!” Yay! [Bloomberg News]

Lesbian Fire Chief Under Fire! Ha! Don’t worry folks, we’re here all week! (But, seriously, discrimination ain’t cool.) [365 Gay]

Lesbian Mama Under Custody Fire! (Doesn’t really translate, does it?) [The Advocate]

Fashionista David Colman equates Alexander McQueen with Dracula. No, Not Really. [The New York Times]

Gay Italians to Pope: Don’t Forget We’re Pissed, Too. [BBC News]

• Michael Jackson + Leprechauns = Theme Park? Lawyers everywhere are drooling. [Mollygood]