Happy Endings: Men Like Their Penises

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• Best lede ever? “To the average man, his penis is one of the most important things he owns. At an early age he discovers it and immediately becomes fascinated by it.” Does one really own their own body?

Another look at HRC’s national dinner.

Nancy Pelosi‘s speech from said HRC national dinner.

• Texas Stonewall Democratic Caucus president Shannon Bailey stays after blow job scandal.

Australian gays to get “de facto partner” status, thus ensuring they don’t have to testify against lovers.

• Central Christian Church believers need to believe Clay Aiken’s heterosexuality for Christmas performance. They’re obviously exceedingly trusting.

• “A world of sex scandals.”

Putting the T in LBGT.