Happy Endings: Not Constantinople

• We’ve been seriously missing They Might Be Giants. In an effort to satisfy our aural yen, here’s “Istanbul”.

• University of Texas professor launches hunger strike for domestic partner benefits.

• Tabloid rumors hurt Queen Latifah’s feelings.

Gay Cities invades the iPhone.

• Gawker gay Nick Denton in trouble with Facebook.

No more marital bliss for Amy Winehouse?

• Your guide to Scientology’s psycho-babble.

Lesbian to become Presbyterian minister?

• 17-year old student mistakes teacher sex for love.

This is why we’re glad to be gay.

• Illinois-based gay Rob Stone has been missing since August. Have you seen him?

• Strong Euro boosts coke use.

• Sappho-journo Laura Kiritsy named new editor for Bay Windows and South End News.