So #HeterosexualPrideDay was the #1 hashtag on Twitter yesterday.
Apparently, there are still a healthy number of fragile cisgender heterosexuals who still feel threatened by a minority group that has been oppressed for generations making a slow and steady march towards equality, so they tweeted about it.
Unfortunately for them, their hashtag was hijacked by pro-gay, “heterosexist” trolls mocking them for their stupidity.
We could focus on obnoxious tweets likes this:
How about we take this to the next level?
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If you were born, thank a heterosexual. #HeterosexualPrideDay
— Annie (@OrwelliAnn_) June 29, 2017
This:
Breakdown of people tweeting "#HeterosexualPrideDay"
-10% straight people
-90% angry feminists saying how much they hate straight people
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) June 29, 2017
Or this:
Lots of heterophobia on twitter today from #HeterosexualPrideDay being the top trend. Liberals hate everything that's normal.
— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) June 29, 2017
But, honestly, why bother?
Instead, we thought we’d do a roundup of some our favorite responses from the trolls who’ve been trolling the trolls. They’re way more fun.
Check out how “heterophobics” have been saying…
#HeterosexualPrideDay is like the kid who cried until he got a present on his sibling's birthday
— Kait ? (@itzzkait) June 29, 2017
Here are the names of all the victims of anti-straight hate:
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Know their names, never forget. #HeterosexualPrideDay
— Alex Morash (@AlexMorash) June 29, 2017
Oh crap I just realized I didn't plan any #HeterosexualPrideDay parties! I guess I'll have to do it one of the other 364 days it happens.
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) June 29, 2017
#heterosexualprideday will this signal the start of soup kitchens for the rich, too?
— Alvin The Hip Monk (@AlvinTheHipMonk) June 30, 2017
#HeterosexualPrideDay Look, I don't mind people being straight I just don't want them forcing it down my throat all the time.
— Bubblegum Boy (@DavidgeThomas) June 30, 2017
On this #HeterosexualPrideDay let's remember all of the victims of anti-straight violence pic.twitter.com/iGMzejd3GA
— Kait ? (@itzzkait) June 29, 2017
when ur so insecure abt ur unhappy marriages and bad romance films that u get jealous of ppl being murdered #HeterosexualPrideDay
— futch (@kynespeace) June 29, 2017
#heterosexualprideday being straight is not okay. Straight adoption is not okay. What will your kids think? They'll be traumatized
— Hannah Yamamoto (@Hannah_Miyeko) June 30, 2017
In red are all the countries where it's illegal to be heterosexual. Must be tough #HeterosexualPrideDay pic.twitter.com/iVZ3rVpsKl
— Trevor Tomlinson (@TrevTomlinson) June 29, 2017
#heterosexualprideday (straight person voice) pic.twitter.com/RcJ5AdSYbx
— sprunti @ NY!!! (@fonpurin) June 29, 2017
In honour of #HeterosexualPrideDay I’d like to congratulate all the straights out there on overcoming all the adversity they so often face
— Kate Leth ?????? (@kateleth) June 29, 2017
Please tweet me your struggles coming out as straight to your family. If they disowned you for it know we support you. #HeterosexualPrideDay
— Amanda Deibert???? (@amandadeibert) June 29, 2017
JustHaizy
I died from laughter. Oml xD
Daniel-Reader
Hetersexual Pride Day could be a good thing if it is about heterosexuals getting rid of desert religions that claim heterosexuals were cursed by a desert creature posing as a god and then were kicked out of paradise. That could help improve the self esteem of billions of heterosexuals who in turn would stop trying to harm others, including LGBT people, in the name of said evil desert creature they claim is a god.
Mykey
Well said, lol!!!
DCguy
Why don’t people take things like Heterosexual Pride day and White Pride day seriously?
Easy, when other groups have a day or a pride celebration it is about celebrating themselves. however if you look at anything about “Hetero-Pride” it is all about attacking lgbt pride, and if you look at any of the “White Pride” groups they aren’t holding meetings and talking about cooking foods their ancestors ate, or talking about their history or learning folk dances or languages from the ancestors countries, no, the groups are ALWAYS form out of fury at some other minority group.
Just one more attempt by bigots to attack others.