thigh's the limit

It’s finally shorts season, and the gays are checking their inseams

flop

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Ron “Don’t Say Gay” DeSantis’ presidential launch went off like a dumpster fire, & Twitter is losing it

bleep show

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Ron “Don’t Say Gay” DeSantis is turning to Elon Musk to announce his 2024 run & it’s going to be a mess

sibling rivalry

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Laura Ingraham’s gay brother celebrates her impending demise: “My sister’s day of reckoning is long overdue”

coffee break

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Mike Pence walked into a Dunkin’ Donuts & everything went downhill from there

overdue recognition

Gay Twitter™ is celebrating all the “short kings” on 5/8

finally

Gay Twitter™ is celebrating bottoms, giving the unsung heroes of homosexuality their much-warranted due

pick of the twitter

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Gay Twitter would like a word about who gets labeled a queer icon

awkward

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Just when we didn’t think Ron “Don’t Say Gay” Desantis could fail any harder, all this happened…

open wide

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The Seattle Mariners Twitter account is… pretty gay actually

hands-free

Massive Pelé doll marches onto field and terrorizes soccer fans with its bizarre crotch display

leg day

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Twitter user sends out friendly reminder that short shorts are the only acceptable choice this summer

pick of the twitter

These tweets about gay sex dreams have us wide awake

worlds colliding

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Troye Sivan is “beefing” with Kelly Clarkson & we’re eating it up

thicc thigh power

Gays are posting pictures of their thicc thighs all over Twitter, & we’re not complaining

moscow mitch

Mitch McConnell is having the worst day ever on Twitter

tastes like a ripoff

Man launches “woke-free” beer to protest Bud Light… too bad his target market probably can’t afford it

fruity fits

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This 1947 pic of “macho man” John Wayne sporting a moose knuckle in short shorts has everyone talking

grindr mystery

A post about Grindr blocking all screenshots has sent Gay Twitter™ into a frenzy

big problem

Twitter “Circles” is broken and gay exhibitionists are freaking out

lessons from Grindr

This older guy’s message to a younger guy on Grindr has Gay Twitter™ bawling

girl stahp

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Caitlyn Jenner, a.k.a. Trans Judas, just said something dumb AF about trans people again

pick of the twitter

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Gay Twitter™ sounds off on why wet wipes are a cornerstone of queer culture

wild child

Kellyanne Conway’s teenage daughter Claudia is acting out again