Heteros Are Ruining all the Fun at Mardi Gras

APPARENTLY … Heterosexual men are ruining all the revelry for the gays at Sydney Mardi Gras. “A report released by the Australian Institute of Criminology this week said people travelling to and from Sydney’s public gay and lesbian events were going in large groups, using private transport, visiting areas with larger gay and lesbian populations and remaining alert at all times. They were also avoiding showing affection towards their partners and not wearing make-up or extravagant clothing.” Breeders always do ruin the party, don’t they?