Hot German Streaker Crashes Dolce & Gabbana Runway At Milan Fashion Week

Well there’s a great visual for Italian designers Dolce & Gabbana to draw upon while sitting in a jail cell for tax evasion this summer.

The flashy design team was in Milan to present their spring 2014 menswear collection this week, and while most of their models were hot Sicilian boys, one German man undoubtedly made the biggest impression of the evening.

During the show’s finale, an unidentified streaker dominated the catwalk with some original fashions of his own: a perky bubble butt and a luxurious pair of red loafers. The impromptu streaker was escorted backstage (where we hope he exchanged numbers with some of the models), and nobody is really sure why it happened.

NY Magazine suggests it’s the German’s way of throwing side-eye at fashion week, because last year, they were too “ugly…fat and not stylish” to be invited. But if you ask us, we’d say it’s just this man’s gratuitous gift to the world. With a butt like that, it would be a crime to walk the runway in pants!