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How Groping Bikini-Clad Ladies Started NHL’s Paul Bissonnette Gay Rumors

And so begin the gay rumors for Paul Bissonnette, the 25-year-old NHL player with the Phoenix Coyotes.

Says a ZackTaylor.ca (.ca!) “source” who saw him at the Wet Republic pool spot in Vegas: “Paul is such a great guy. He was all over my friends and I, but kept telling us he’s gay and not to worry… He was a drunk mess!”

Telling girls that you’re gay so they let you grope ’em? That joke is so old there are entire Hollywood movies and The CW series episodes based on it!

But here’s what you need to know about Bissonnette: His nickname is “Biss-nasty,” and he likes to get in fights.

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  • Mike L.

    LOL Biss-Nasty?? Fail, Flinn landed a many more punches than Bissonette.

  • Ted B. (Charging Rhino)

    Wow, that ass and those legs…like tree-trunks.

    As for the face and that mouth he has; that’s why the sex-gods created leather hoods…with zippers and small, brass padlocks.

  • delurker again

    Hockey? Ugh, I care more for the female orgasm than I do hockey.

  • Mr.Obote

    He’s fugly.

  • Jon

    Holy shit he’s hot.

  • Lanjier

    Straight. I LOVE that guy.

  • Wade MacMorrighan

    Nice ass!

  • ossurworld

    Does he kwak like a duck?

  • Marcus

    “Paul is such a great guy. He was all over my friends and I, but kept telling us he’s gay and not to worry… He was a drunk mess!”

    Wow, how original.

    That said, wasn’t there rumors about him in the past?

  • Frank

    Il est si chaud!!!!

  • jason

    Why concentrate on the man? How about questioning the sexuality of some of these sleazy skanks who dress in bikinis for the benefit of the sleazy straight guy fantasy? Some of them are no better than whores who use their sexuality as a marketing ploy.

    Note how these females all have the same hairstyles. Gosh, talk about clones.

    Therefore, don’t just concentrate on the man. Women should also be criticized for being tacky, gross and sleazy. Don’t let these women off the hook.

  • delurker again

    “Note how these females all have the same hairstyles. Gosh, talk about clones.”

    Uh, have you been to WeHo or any gayborhood in the US? It’s an attack of the clones there, too; same hairstyle, same clothes, same douchey tattoos. Gays kind of live in a glass house on that one.

  • Hilarious

    Spent less than 2 minutes googling the guy, found much better pics to use as “evidence” within the initial few results on the very first page.

    I don’t really care either way but I could swear the guy labeled his boyfriend appears in at least 3 of them(same guy he claimed to be in just one picture with and was the ex-boyfriend of his girlfriend…?).

    Could be innocent but he seems to have a thing for wearing speedos(not hiked up shorts, actual speedos).

    If you care just google “Paul Bissonnette gay” and giggle like a schoolgirl at internet rumors. He’s hot gay or straight, I’ll just enjoy the speedo pics(they’re great), and go back to not giving a fuck.

  • jason


    Why should it be sexuality-revealing if a man is weaing Speedos? Plenty of straight guys wear Speedos.

    Women wear bikinis all the time. I don’t see why a man can’t wear Speedos. They’re the equivalent.

    Women shouldn’t be allowed to get away with the double standard. They like to exploit double standards in order to get preferential treatment. Don’t let them get away with it.

  • bruce

    Yeah, why is it that a woman can wear a bikini without anybody responding by questioning her sexuality? But put a man in Speedos, and suddenly everyone’s asking whether he’s gay.

    Maybe it just shows how backward we (meaning both gay and straight) still are.

  • Neil

    Oy! French canadians…

  • Hilarious

    @jason: Uh have you ever stepped foot on an American beach or gone to an American pool? Unless the guy is gay or trying to be “funny” you won’t see him in a speedo.

    That rule was put into place by insecure “straight” guys a long time ago.

    I don’t know why you’re ranting about women it’s not their fault.

  • FeedsTheTrolls

    @jason: You’se Trollin. The story isn’t about the girls. They are in “Skanky” bikini’s because it’s a pool party. They don’t have the same hair. 2 have their’s down, one has it pulled back and up, and the other simply has it pulled back.

    Troll more, loser. I can only imagine what has happened in you in life to make you have women so much. It’s creepy.

  • bruce


    I agree that sleazy straight guys put the “no Speedos” rule in place. They’re terrified of finding another man sexy, hence they’ve confined the Speedos notion to the segregation paradigm – ie gay men.

    However, it’s also true that women have exploited this. Women on American beaches frequently wear bikinis, in contrast to their husbands or boyfriends. Women are therefore exploiting a homophobic double standard put in place by straight guys.

    Don’t let women off the hook. They are contributing to a lot of double standards, including homophobic ones.

  • alan

    Well, I live in Australia and at least 50% of the men wear Speedos at the beach. What’s up with American men? Are they ashamed of their bodies? If there’s a place to be free and liberal with your body, it’s the beach.

    I agree with the poster who said there’s a hypocrisy in how women dress as compared with men. It’s as if women are enforcing the double standard. You also see it in the way women choose to dress when they go to nightclubs. Usually, they’re wearing very little compared to the men.

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  • afrolito

    Americans can be so fucking stupid. This is the only country on the planet where a man in a speedo is suspected of being gay. Ever been to a european beach…or Brazil?? They laugh at american men, and their ridiculous board shorts.

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