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How Is John Stewart Handling Anthony’s Wiener And Chest?

The Daily Show

John Stewart and congressman Anthony Weiner are friends, so how does Stewart relate to his friend’s sexual scandal? Apparently by feeling jealous of Weiner’s “chiseled” chest and Weiner’s “packing [of] major heat.” You’re telling us, John. We’ve been all over Weiner’s wiener since it first crept out of his pants and onto the web.