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How Levi Johnston Makes Money Without Getting Naked

By Queerty Staff October 5, 2009 at 4:10pm

Rather than disappear 14 minutes into his fame cycle, Levi Johnston is cashing in. And we’re so pleased! Rather than take up a gay rag’s offer, Sarah Palin’s almost-former-son-in-law finds himself schilling for Wonderful Pistachios. And there’s even a sex joke in the spot!

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  • bystander

    Ok, i’d give Levi’s nuts a shot.

    October 5, 2009 at 6:10pm
  • Brian

    Love it.

    October 5, 2009 at 8:10pm
  • dontblamemeivotedforhillary

    Note to Sarah: Levi is an anagram of EVIL

    October 5, 2009 at 10:10pm
  • me

    so like… when is he gonna drop trou :\ wasn’t he gonna do it for playgirl? i’m getting impatient

    October 6, 2009 at 6:10am
  • terrwill

    #3 (the reply buttons aint workin): More like this: Note to Scarah: Levi is the result of your paying this kid off to put on a dog and pony show at the Repugnantican convention to have a make believe pretend “happily ever after” relationship with your slut daughter (I am talking about BRISTOL, not Willow lest the rightwing-nutbags try and make up another story and keep on harping on it like they did with Letterman). Levi’s MySpace page had a few choice tidbits on info on it like “I love being single” and “I really don’t know if I ever want kids” funny as soon as the nomination was announced that page disappeared. And lest we forget Scarah’s attempt to hide the whold pregnancy to begin with. Anyone remember watching the whole family parade out once her nomination was announced??? Bristol had baby Trig draped over her belly instead of holding him horizontal like every other infant has ever been held since caveman times. These asshats attempted to hide the whole damm pregnancy. I guess being that they are from Alaska they didn’t realize that the “interntets” you know that “series of tubes” (thanks cranky Ted Stevens for that wonderful definition) would within minutes relay info that all of Wasilla knew that Bristol was knocked up……..Levi is the gift that just keeps on giving! And Scarah remember, what goes around comes around…………..Can’t wait for her sex tape to come out once she gets the 2012 nomination……………

    October 6, 2009 at 9:10am
  • BJ

    I thought Levi was great in this. His handler creeps me out a little. It’s the handler I think of as an opportunist — make that jocksniffer.

    October 6, 2009 at 11:10am

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