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HOW TO: Dialogue With Heterosexuals

Rosetta Stone teaches you how to speak another language. Straight Talk teaches gays how to speak with straights! While we wait for Carson Kressley’s daytime talk show on Lifetime, you’ll have to make do with this.

On:           May 1, 2009
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    • California John

      Love it! Hilarious!

      May 1, 2009 at 4:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Danny the Tranny

      Stupid! Fucking Stupid!

      May 1, 2009 at 4:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gggg

      thank you, i threw up.

      May 1, 2009 at 4:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ajax

      Wait – papier mache isn’t important?

      May 1, 2009 at 5:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rob

      Do gay people not play Dungeons and Dragons? That’s a stereotype I didn’t know.

      May 1, 2009 at 5:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sal

      ok this has nothing to do with this topic but i need some advice from anyone who thinks they got some…….ok i have a str8 friend,shes dating this jerk but she’s really “in love” with him that’s why i wont tell her to break up with him cause i know she may not be able to handle it….she’s done allot for this guy so that doesnt help make it easier too……..i wonder can she change him??how do i make it an easier decision to move on??HELPPPP

      May 1, 2009 at 6:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Grant

      Of course they could always develop a reverse one for straights talking to gays about Britney, gym routines, and where you got that cute teal shirt.

      Barf. I’d rather talk about gutter cleaning.

      May 1, 2009 at 6:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • brilliantgreen

      Oh this was kind of funny, people need to lighten up! I got a little chuckle out of it :)

      May 1, 2009 at 7:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark M

      It was a funny idea. Honestly, he could have done more with it. But it was cute.

      May 1, 2009 at 9:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Phoenix (You'll Pry The Polyhedral Dice From My Cold, Dead Hand!)

      Err, I don’t know how to say this, but in my school all the gay kids were playing D&D. We hung out in the library audio/video room and played it. I actually don’t know any straight kids in high-school that played D&D. It was strictly the realm of the gay and dorky.

      May 2, 2009 at 10:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mention

      opinions, opinions

      May 2, 2009 at 12:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shawn

      Um, hate to be a dissenter too, but I know lots of gay who play D&D and who can rhapsodize at length about papier mache.

      This was funny, though they could have used some sports references or Nascar or monster trucks or something like that. Or have gay guys be able to talk about tools and hardware to straight men and have the lesbians be able to talk about stereotypically hetero female things, like cooking or make up or something like that.

      Probably I’m over-thinkin’ this!

      May 2, 2009 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KyleR

      It was a joke everyone! I thought it was hilarious!!

      May 4, 2009 at 8:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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