How To Turn Your Baby Into A Gayby

Well it helps to have homosexual parents, first off. But that’s not necessarily required, thanks to the genius invention from Baby Bangs. Yes: Bangs. For babies.

Now the website says the product is “made just for little girls,” but we all know what that means. (I’m talking to you, Elton.)

“Our patent pending HAIR+band accessory combination allows baby girl’s (with little or no hair at all) the opportunity to have a beautifully realistic HAIR style in a SNAP!!,” reads the product description, because why would any parent suffer through the embarrassment of a follicle-deficient human child? “It’s quick, easy and baby barely knows it’s there. Each Baby Bangs! HAIR+band has been made using only the finest ribbons and fabrics, PLUS our Baby Bangs! come to you pre-customized & size appropriate, cut, styled and ready for immediate wear. The wispy hair strands have been arranged in the cutest most adorable elfish coiffure!” Get in line, bois. [via]