into the nightlife

How Will Miley Cyrus Recover From Her Adam Shankman Lap Dance?

By, uh, dancing for the homos in London at G-A-Y on June 5. Miley, there will be adult men there. Drinking alcohol. Do not dance on their laps. Especially if they are well known Hollywood types. But have a great time with belting out “Party In the USA” (in the U.K.), because we hear the gays love that one.