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Hunky actor walks a mile in Miss Universe’s shoes — just her shoes

This is the first we’ve heard of Sinon Lorescra, an actor who’s made a handful of appearances on “Eat Bulaga,” a long-running variety show that airs in the Philippines.

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Evidently inspired by this weekend’s broadcast of the always-eerie Miss Universe pageant, Lorescra leapt into his nearest pair of posing trunks and some stiletto heels to flounce through town in an uncannily astute impersonation of Miss Philippines’ catwalk strut.

Compare and contrast, and see if you can make out who’s who.

Here’s Maxine Medina’s original appearance: 

And here’s Loresca: 


See? It’s uncanny.