Levi Johnston may have refused to show it all off in Playgirl, but one shooting-to-fame fella is willing to go full frontal. It’s Jersey Shore‘s Pauly D, who we learned in episode one is swinging a pierced prick. “I didn’t tell anyone about my piercing, but I’m not shy,” he tells Marc Malkin, putting out a public call to Daniel Nardicio to book him for the magazine. Anything to distract us from that hideous “Cadillac” tattoo.
Cam
Please don’t. If we wanted to look at somebody plucked Gelled and Tattooed we can just look at pretty much any cocktail wairess in Reno.
dvlaries
Besides, Pauly doing it isn’t going to send Palin into a Xanax overdose, so where’s the fun…?
fralbert
It’s nice to know that he’s living to his fullest potential.
james_cambridge
What’s with these Italian guys and that hair? I would say they’re gonna regret it ten years from now when they see themselves on video but they really should regret it now. Stop. Just stop.
Having said that, Jersey Shore is my new favorite show. Sorry Frontline!!
glennmcgahee
The guys he show on the show are one thing – steroids do have side effects, but what the heck is the girl’s excuse? I admit it too, i’m watching.
FakeName
Save your money Playgirl, the iPhone pics should be leaking in 3…2…1…
Lady Ga-Gasp
I’m waiting till he gets ‘dumbass’ tattooed on his forehead.
Cam
With his plucked brows and that hair, am I the only one thinking he’s looking a little like Liza Minelli?
romeo
Yeah, what it with that “Cadillac” tat. Where’s his Italian pride? Should be Lamborghini or Maserati. LOL
A nicely executed, nicely placed tat I can see, but just don’t get covering a beautiful body with graffiti.
terrwill
Tats are all part of the guido image, Caddys are the
drive of choice for ’em. Ya just got to lick around The
tats………. đ
FakeName
FakeName
Huh. I vanished my post.
Divalicious
You bet I would lick around those tats…yum yum