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EASY BAKE LOVIN'

If You Like Eating Pussy, You’ll Love Eating Pussy-Shaped Cupcakes

By Daniel Villarreal July 29, 2011 at 3:07pm · 38 comments

Chef Bev of Boca Raton’s Chaos Bakery has the perfect weekend baking project for all you muff-lovers out there—vagina cupcakes! Just make sure to bring a cup of milk… and an appetite—OM NOM NOM!!!

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38 Comments

  • Raquin

    Those look gorgeous and tasty. I want to try one. I wonder if she makes chocolate ones too.

    July 29, 2011 at 3:07pm
  • Fitz

    I LOVE this! Girls should be proud of their vagina!
    And for misogynist gays, maybe this will help you
    feel safe looking at one and getting over it.

    Hey– your mom has a pussy. They aren’t so bad, just because
    you don’t want to be with one.

    July 29, 2011 at 3:07pm
  • Opheliac

    They look delicious. xD

    July 29, 2011 at 4:07pm
  • Chuck

    Seeing that just proved that I am gay.

    July 29, 2011 at 4:07pm
  • Oh Dear (John From England)

    The most disgusting thing I have ever seen. And Fritz, I don’t want to think of my mud vagina. Oh and I wouldn’t like a penis one either, though I’d find that funny.

    July 29, 2011 at 5:07pm
  • Oh Dear (John From England)

    @Oh Dear (John From England): not ‘mud’ but ‘mum’s’ vagina.damn u iPad!

    July 29, 2011 at 5:07pm
  • Mike in Asheville

    @Oh Dear (John From England): Fortunately, all you have to do click on over the Beautiful Mag Blog and suddenly, it gets better. (At least that worked for me, cause, damn, my eyes hurt.)

    July 29, 2011 at 5:07pm
  • christopher di spirito

    I just threw up a little in my mouth. Thanks (NOT) Queerty.

    July 29, 2011 at 6:07pm
  • Hephaestion

    OMG! Is that what a pussy looks like? Jesus! That’s as freaky looking as the penis is!

    July 29, 2011 at 6:07pm
  • Fitz

    They are actually very beautiful. I don’t like to fuck them,
    but if you can get over yourself and really look at one, they
    are just freakin amazing. I mean… this thing has to both provide access and prevent access– it’s a genius design. (really!)

    July 29, 2011 at 6:07pm
  • JayKay

    Things that make you go “blluuuUuUuUuurrrggh.”

    July 29, 2011 at 8:07pm
  • Chad

    So glad I’m gay!!!

    July 29, 2011 at 9:07pm
  • Chad

    I would also like to add that women r beautiful and lovely creatures. I appreciate them and love them dearly. But if ever I had any doubt about my sexuality, this video helped to confirm it. I love hot men and their hot bodies.
    And while im at it, anal cavities are truly dispicable sources for sexual attraction. I just want to b one of the gay men to come out and say that anal sex is even more disgusting than vaginal intercourse. . So for a gay to be grossed out by this and then turn around and be turned on by a butthole ( something both sexes have) is beyond me. I hope gays and anal sex represent the exception and not the rule.

    July 29, 2011 at 9:07pm
  • Lorelai

    Technically they should be called “vulva” cupcakes, because that’s what the external part of female genitalia is called.

    July 29, 2011 at 10:07pm
  • Qwerty

    @Fitz:
    Yeah, but don’t you know that, since every human has to pass through that channel, that they are instantly “original sinners”? The bible tells us so. Kind of makes you want science to hurry up and come up with a conception methodology that does not require someone to be damned to hell for all eternity, doesn’t it?

    July 30, 2011 at 12:07am
  • Kevin Costello

    The cupcakes are gorgeous. Here is the kicker: real coochie doesn’t look so inviting. And, real coochie doesn’t smell so inviting. Yeah, I’ll take the cupcake and pass on the real thing. The real thing is GROSS. UGH. I’m throwing up. Puke. Croak.

    July 30, 2011 at 8:07am
  • misha

    @Qwerty: If that’s true, then every cesarean birth is free of original sin, since they don’t go thru the channel at all.

    July 30, 2011 at 1:07pm
  • robert in NYC

    No.13, Chad, you must be very naive if you think anal sex alone is associated with gay men, something that rabid republican right wing homophobes rant on about to the point of obsession more than any others. It isn’t and never has been and is a myth created by straight homophobes for the most part to denigrate and villify us. Straights have been doing it since the dawn of civilization, mostly for enjoyment and sometimes to avoid pregnancy. If it weren’t for vaginal intercourse, most of civilization wouldn’t be here up until the introduction of invitro and surrogacy fertilization. There is NOTHING sexually disgusting between two consenting adults, least of all vaginal or anal intercourse. Oral and manual stimulation just aren’t sufficient for many people, gay or straight.

    July 30, 2011 at 1:07pm
  • Mike in London UK

    I’d like to thank Queerty for re-inforcing my diet.
    I’m now definitely OFF cupcakes.

    Vagina Cupcake …. shudder.

    July 30, 2011 at 1:07pm
  • robert in NYC

    No. 19, too funny!

    July 30, 2011 at 2:07pm
  • Chad

    @robert in NYC:
    To a degree I agree with u. Vaginal intercourse is a beautiful thing in the sense of the human population. And ur right love between two consenting adults ( marriage first of course) is a beautiful thing. But as for anal intercourse, there’s absolutely nothing beautiful about that, gay or straight. Like I said b4 I hope anal intercourse amongst gays is the exception and not the rule. It sounds like ur saying that it is. If so that’s a good thing.

    July 30, 2011 at 3:07pm
  • robert in NYC

    Chad I dont’ think it is the predominant practice of gay people by and large, but each to his own. Personally, I’ve experienced anal intercourse in the active role, and I have to admit it’s quite enjoyable. There was nothing disgusting about it in my view for me or the receiver. If vaginal intercourse weren’t for procreation, would you then think it were disgusting? I suspect your views maybe formed by centuries of religious indoctrination. I hope you’re not practicing fellatio on males or cunnilingus on women as well as masturbation, all frowned upon and considered disgusting by most traditional cults, primarily the abrahamic cults, christianity, judaism and islam. You might as well be celibate.

    July 30, 2011 at 3:07pm
  • Bobby In Seattle

    @Chad:

    “…marriage first, of course…”

    What are you Chad, my grandmother’s age?

    Jeebus, get a life.

    July 30, 2011 at 3:07pm
  • Bobby In Seattle

    @Chad:

    And Chad, so anal intercourse isn’t for you. Fine. That’s you.

    I, for one, think it rocks. And none of your “poo-pooing” (pun intended) anal intercourse will change how I feel.

    July 30, 2011 at 3:07pm
  • lizcivious

    I love cupcakes, but I love penis more, so I don’t think I could stand to eat one of these things. For one thing, I don’t like buttercream, and for another, my girl parts don’t look anything like this. Eeww, just eewww! Call me self-hating, but I’ve never thought female genitals were all that beautiful. And certainly never good enough to eat! I’d rather look at male parts and they do look good enough to eat (on the right body, that is). And I also get peeved when the vulva is constantly referred to as the vagina, which is INSIDE and not where you glue your stupid Vajazzle rhinestones.

    July 30, 2011 at 4:07pm
  • Cam

    Yep, still gay.

    But I DEFINITLY need to order some of those for some lesbian friends next dinner pary.

    July 30, 2011 at 6:07pm
  • Halls

    I think the title photo for this article on the front page is NSFW.

    July 30, 2011 at 6:07pm
  • MikeE

    So, anatomically correct, eh?
    Do women really have toasted coconut all around their vajayjays?

    July 31, 2011 at 2:07am
  • thinker

    @MikeE: if they did, even gay men could be turned

    July 31, 2011 at 4:07am
  • prohomo

    @Chad: For the record, I am one gay that DOES NOT find vagina or vaginal sex disgusting at all, and loves manpussy (yep, man anus). There, I said it.

    July 31, 2011 at 11:07am
  • Tikihead

    @Fitz: Way to ASSUME.

    July 31, 2011 at 6:07pm
  • Tikihead

    @Chad: Umm, Chad? Go die.

    July 31, 2011 at 6:07pm
  • Samwise

    These would be so great for a gynocologists convention.

    August 1, 2011 at 9:08am
  • Shannon1981

    I’d totally eat that.

    August 1, 2011 at 1:08pm
  • Mike in London

    @Chad … sigh.

    Now there is a guy desperately in need of a good rimming.

    August 2, 2011 at 1:08am
  • suzi

    dives in and savours them all…..mmmmmmmmmm…..YUMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY..

    August 2, 2011 at 5:08pm
  • Alexa

    Suddenly I’m feeling hungry

    August 2, 2011 at 7:08pm
  • Skeloric

    I’m appalled.
    I’m horrified.
    I’m suddenly wishing I hadn’t read the replies at all.

    I’m also just a bit disturbed by the story as well.

    August 3, 2011 at 9:08pm

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