File this under news that should shock no one: Paris Hilton’s younger brother Conrad is an entitled brat.
On a recent flight from London to Los Angeles, Conrad, 20, caused so much of a ruckus that he’s now facing Federal charges for threatening the flight crew and smoking aboard the plane.
He also made children cry with his profanity-laced tirades and called everyone who dared be annoyed by his antics “peasants.” Which might not be illegal, but are certainly grade-A douchey.
Oh, and he also almost punched a fellow male passenger who he thought was giving him “fuck me” eyes. Because that’s apparently the appropriate response to a guy checking him out.
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The Washington Post detailed the embarrassment in surprising detail.
Here are the juicy parts:
- “‘I told all of them I could get all of their jobs taken away in less than thirty seconds,’ Hilton said, according to the complaint, as he recalled his interactions with flight attendants.”
- “‘My father will pay this out, he has done it before. Dad paid $300,000 last time,’ Hilton allegedly said.”
- “Hilton apparently began smoking marijuana in one bathroom, then ran to another bathroom and began smoking a cigarette after apparently stuffing the smoke detector with paper towels.”
If convicted, Hilton could face up to 20 years in prison.
Hah! Almost got that out with with a straight face. We expect four moths probation at maximum.
Somewhere in a very tastefully appointed Hollywood office, a publicist is likely talking about how this is a “great opportunity” for his career.
Daveliam
Did I miss something about homophobia in this article? Or is it documented from another incident that he’s homophobic?
ApolloDionysus
I would beat the living crap out of him if he pulled that kind of stuff in my flight, he’d try to sue but the satisfaction of hurting him would last me a life time 🙂
CCTR
@Daveliam: I’m assuming this passenger was a man
“Oh, and he also almost punched a fellow passenger who he thought was giving him “fuck me” eyes.”
Kieran
Outrageous. If I were there I would have put him in handcuffs and then strip searched him in front of the passengers.
demented
@Kieran: While making him cry and beg like the little brat he is.
musctop
…He’s just one more scandal away from gay porn.
Captain Obvious
Everyone is missing the fact that we’re hearing about it waaay after the event took place and he committed a federal offense but will not face any charges because he’s from old money.
Anyone else would be facing federal charges if they’re lucky and if they’re unlucky sent away to one of those terrorist holding prisons.
To be honest I love these young old money morons because they bring to light what the uber rich don’t want us to know about their lifestyles. They can get away with anything, never have to work, don’t respect us, don’t care about us, and they are the ones who truly control the country. They are literally royalty in America but they’ve learned not to claim the title so we’ll keep our blinders on and pretend they don’t exist.
This kid even flat out told the flight attendants he can get them fired by crying to his daddy who will call up his pal who owns the airline.
Yet we have people who go to other countries and kill dictators because they’re so evil…
Everyone is so enraged about this kid, but he’s 20, where do you think he got all this from? In old money years this boy is still a toddler. He’s only repeating what his parents say around him. Be mad at them.
Captain Obvious
@musctop: …He will never work in his life. He’s a Hilton. He’ll be doing whatever he wants, throwing all the tantrums he wants, and being just as childish as he wants till the end of his days. Depending on how many inbred children he has they’ll take up the slack, and multiply more vicious monarchs.
coffeeaugur
Karma is going to have a blast with him
Captain Obvious
@coffeeaugur: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conrad_Hilton
Maybe in the afterlife. These people are mega-rich. He’s not going to anyone’s prison, maybe a private playpen in the Hamptons.
Desert Boy
White trash with money.
Ron Jackson
Guillotines for the .01 percent.
Stache99
@Captain Obvious: You’re right. This is past news.
Daddy Hilton made it go away for a mere $100,000 which is a bargain because the last time this kid got in trouble it cost him $300,000.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2938573/Paris-Hilton-s-little-brother-Conrad-arrested-going-insane-airplane-threatening-f-king-kill-flight.html
southernscot
‘We expect four moths probation at maximum.’ Its always the Moths that have to suffer for these rich kids!
lauraspencer
Forget prison. He has been punished enough with that face.
Captain Obvious
@lauraspencer: He’ll just throw money in some girl’s(or guy’s?) face and her panties will drop.
stanhope
@Kieran: Had you done that, everyone would have seen a teeny needle dick.
lykeitiz
Does anyone else remember when his porn star sister said that most gay men on Grindr probably have AIDS?
Those parents are doing a great job.
Low Country Boy
i am more appalled at the snarky tone and really poor grammar of this article than Hilton’s behavior. “He also made children cry with his profanity-laced tirades and called everyone who dared be annoyed by his antics ‘peasants.’ Which might not be illegal, but are certainly grade-A douchey.” Try this: Hilton also made children cry with his profanity-laced tirades and called anyone, who dared to be annoyed by his antics, “peasants,” which may not be illegal, but is certainly Grade-A douchery.
Does anyone really need to tell us the Hiltons are a pack of entitled, spoiled douches?
money718
If I was from “old money”, I would be insufferable lol
Captain proton
If he’s 20, it means that as late as 1994-95 his parents thought it would be a good idea to name a child “Conrad Hughes Hilton III”. Regardless of the money and the privilege, this kid grew up in the 90s and 00s with the name Conrad.
Cam
Why wasn’t he arrested at the time of landing?
woodin
The good life, putting the kids in boarding schools, nannies taking the role over as parents and all the rest of absent parenting or at best distracted by the good life. This might not undermine most kids successful transition into adulthood, but when it fails, its a huge failure. Ultimately the parents and the environment they create is guilty.
An old friend works for a well heeled firm that specializes in servicing the the 1%. They take on the care taking role under a veil of secrecy/discretion that the 1% families don’t want to be bothered with, such as adult baby sitting services when the child/adult falls off the wagon or disappears by choice or is burning thru their trust, they then go after the person and put the person in private rehab, counseling, or simple protective environments and yes, back into boarding school.
No doubt, Dominick Dunne if still alive would have a file on this kid, Paris and the family dysfunction!
Ladbrook
The best way to send a chill wind through the entitled famewhores of the world would be to toss this kid in prison for about 15 years. Not only would it calm the Hiltons, Kennedys, and Kardashians, but might also open the eyes of Alex Baldwin and his fellow entertainers… many of whom pull this crap all the time.
But we won’t… we never do.
Mack
I understand the charges against him can net him 10 years in the Federal Pen. But since daddy is a Hilton I’m sure he’ll get just a slap on the wrist or somewhere else. But somewhere a couple of years ago I read he was either gay or bi. Could be another one of the family but I thought it was him. Either way he acted like a spoiled rich kid which he is.
demented
@woodin: I miss Dominick Dunne. Lots of dirt on the 1%, but in a classy way.
crowebobby
@Desert Boy: Exactly! A fortune made in the 1920’s is not “old” money.
BRENT
Oh dear, Low Country Boy. Oh dear oh dear. If you are going to correct someone’s grammar, at least do it properly (and start your sentence with an upper-case ‘i’).
And as for douches, well… Douches are for cleansing, aren’t they? This boy seems to be in need of one, rather than actually being one
But whatever… These Hiltons certainly do appear appalling and awfully, irredeemably nouveau; hardly the types one would ever wish to meet socially, let alone to invite to one’s house. Ugh! Talk about white trash…
WhyteRabbit
@Daveliam: probably got that from punching the guy for giving him “fuck me eyes”
Stache99
@Low Country Boy: Peasants is an old term but non mistakable. Really is interesting because you’re getting an inside look on how much of the 1% feel about regular people.
Kenover
Flying commercial? Peasant!
dramaticartkid
When people wonder why the French Revolution went like it did, I try to direct them to stories like this. This is what aristocratic privilege, especially inherited privilege, does to people. He clearly thinks he’s better than his fellow citizens just because of daddy’s fortune. I’m sure the children of many our multi-bagillionaires think the same.
billforsyth
Trash with cash like the rest of his sort .
sprocket
Such a shame when the really cute ones are terrible human beings.
transiteer
Jail time sounds perfect! After a full day in there, he’d be lipsticked, and mated to a dozen guys bigger men than he is. I think Daddy has paid too much, too often to keep this spoiled brat out of trouble much longer. Stripped, and spread – he’d be a fun f**k for a whole bunch of boys in the Big House. I vote for Jail Time 🙂 Please . . . . . .
JayHobeSound
Wish someone would have punched the ranting minger right in his ballz. Then mocked him mercilessly – laugh *at* him – humiliate him LoL
JayHobeSound
@transiteer: “…he’d be a fun f**k for a whole bunch of boys in the Big House.”
Americans sure seem to condone and even cheerlead for male prison rape. Reprehensible for a presumably gay man to cheerlead for prison rape.
Americans have a propensity to conflate ‘justice’ with ‘vengeance’ – and given a choice, it seems ‘vengeance’ is the preference.
We constantly arouse ourselves with noble-sounding words, e.g., ‘justice,’ ‘freedom,’ ‘liberty,’ etc., yet they are just cynical sound bites.
JayHobeSound
@woodin: Good on you for the Dominick Dunne mention – what a grand man he was. Cheers!
Sluggo2007
He thinks he’s a big deal? If I were passing him on the street, I would just keep on walking without a second look. Money can’t buy you looks. It also can’t buy you love which, obviously, this douche is sorely lacking.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Interesting because there is rampart speculation that his brother, Baron is Gay and had made a porn video ala Paris………………..
tdx3fan
Honestly, I think the real crime here is that smoking on a plane can carry a 20 year sentence when you still have planes with ash trays because smoking in a plane never caused any plane crashes… ever. As for what he said and did. Is any of it really that unexpected? He’s a grade A brat, but he’s a Hilton. Its hardly news!
Cam
@JayHobeSound: said… “Wish someone would have punched the ranting minger right in his ballz. Then mocked him mercilessly – laugh *at* him – humiliate him LoL”
______________________
That’s not how the American Justice system works. He is going to get off with no penalty, and anybody who did anything to him would get 10 years for assault because they aren’t a Hilton.
TommyBr
Wow. Some kid gets drunk and high in public and makes stupid comments. This is REALLY big news.
He smoked on a plane, and threatened to get the flight attendants fired.
And then he “almost” punched someone — at least we KNOW he thought about it, and we are darn sure homophobia had something to do with it.
I’m totally convinced. Prison is the answer.
Cam
@TommyBr:
He didn’t get drunk “In Public” he disrupted a flight and made threats. Any other person would have been immediately arrested when the plane landed.
The issue is, why wasn’t he?
Dawson
Just wondering, is there a gay angle to this story?
The Swallower
I can volunteer to cure him of his heterosexuality.
seaguy
@Desert Boy: Could not have said it better myself.