'Tis the seasoning

Industrial engineer Keegan Whicker poses with his meat

What to do when you’ve amassed 420k followers-in-thirst and you’ve run through your list of admittedly steamy composition inspirations five, seventeen, three-hundred times?

Luckily Keegan Whicker has a degree in engineering. Only a mind prone to mathematics could take that empty frame and triangulate a solution so flakey and moist.

Art historians of the future will argue: Was it the snuggie? His furrowed brow? Or maybe the fried chicken focal point that made the image just work?

Some ambitious scholar might further argue that Keegan’s other photos are also finger lickin’ good, though try as you might, there’s no more fried chicken to be found:

Do you wanna roll around with me? ??? #america #charliebymz #tbt ?: @arickacl

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Does my deck make you sweat? ?? #deck #tbt #hardwood #charliebymz #charliefan

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New phone, who dis? ??? #dadjokes

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