Despite the fedora, the Internet has been working overtime to unearth any bits of biography they can find about Kevin Spacey’s mysterious Emmys companion; he of the studly visage and cheekbones you could slice Provolone on. Who was this man, and why was he wearing so many goddamn bracelets? Speculation abounded.
Was he part of some creepy crop-centric cult?
— Carina Hsieh (@carinahsieh) September 19, 2016
Where were his stylists, and why didn’t Spacey intervene?
— Scott Wooledge ? (@Clarknt67) September 19, 2016
Where was his mysterious date while Spacey wrapped his lips around this Emmy sandwich?
— InStyle (@InStyle) September 19, 2016
As speculation reached fever pitch, Buzzfeed rose to the occasion and delivered the goods: That behatted man of intrigue is a certain 43-year-old Evan Lowenstein; a talent manager who was formerly half of Evan and Jaron, a duosome that consisted of two identical twins who are most notable for smoldering their way through an unavoidable, way heteronormative 2000 single called “Crazy For This Girl.”
Remember this old chestnut?
These days, he’s Kevin Spacey’s talent manager, which unquestionably explains his Emmys appearance.
But we still have some questions about the hat.