Queerty is better as a member

Log in | Register
HOLY $%&@!

Irish Priest “Inadvertently” Shows X-Rated Gay Pics At School Meeting

Last Monday, Father Martin McVeigh of St Mary’s School (right) in County Tyrone, Northern Ireland, was busy explaining the sacrament of First Communion when his presentation to parents—and at least one child—went awry and his computer slideshow was interrupted by some 16 X-rated images of naked men, reports the BBC.

A parent told the Beeb that McVeigh was shaken and flustered after the gay-porn images screened: “He gave no explanation or apology to the group and bolted out of the room. Faculty at St Mary’s went on with the presentation.”

Oddly enough, the Father returned to the room some 20 minutes later and continued with the meeting, explaining “that the children get lots of money for their Holy Communion and should consider giving some of it to the church.”

Cardinal Brady, the head of Ireland’s Catholic Church, gave a more detailed, technical explanation: “Inappropriate imagery was inadvertently shown by a priest at the beginning of a PowerPoint presentation, causing concern to those present.”

Um, no shit, Pope Benedict.

Though the presentation came from McVeigh’s memory stick, he claims no knowledge of the sinful images. And the Public Service of Northern Ireland reports that, based on the evidence, no crime has been committed.

Like Father McVeigh, we have no idea where those porn pics came from. Let’s just chalk it up to divine intervention.

Photos: Kenneth Allen, Bjorn Borg

On:           Apr 3, 2012
Tagged: , , ,
    • Texndoc

      At least Fr. Martin has filler for the chapter in his book “Boy, was my face red when…..”

      Apr 3, 2012 at 7:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack

      Left the room for 20 minutes? Must have had to go fap after getting hot and bothered by those images.

      Apr 3, 2012 at 10:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Raven

      …and the Church explains it away…….

      Apr 3, 2012 at 12:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries

      Oh, my heart goes right out to him – I don’t know how all that crap gets on my pc either.

      Apr 3, 2012 at 1:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Elloreigh

      I think that’s called, “Holy Crap!!! I can’t believe I forgot to delete those pics I got from Brother John off the memory stick! Must run to copy my porn collection off to a CD I can hide in a safe place and expunge everything from my hard drive in case they investigate!”

      Apr 3, 2012 at 4:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Freddie

      “Public Service of Northern Ireland”?
      PSNI stands for Police Service of Northern Ireland.

      Apr 3, 2012 at 7:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B

      No. 4 · dvlaries wrote, “Oh, my heart goes right out to him – I don’t know how all that crap gets on my pc either.”

      I once went over to a friend’s place with my laptop to see if we could fix his horribly malfunctioning, virus-laden PC by basically dumping Windows and installing Linux. Never have I seen a computer that was such a mess. It ran like a herd of turtles and would go crazy every few minutes. You’d think the viruses were fighting with each other to decide which one would take over.

      Apr 4, 2012 at 2:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the crustybastard

      Gay priests are kapos who DESERVE EVERY misfortune and public humiliation.

      Apr 4, 2012 at 10:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

    Add your Comment

    Please log in to add your comment

    Need an account? Register It's free and easy.

  • Copyright 2016 Queerty, Inc.
    Follow Queerty at Queerty.com, twitter.com/queerty and facebook.com/queerty.