Oh boy – or girl! Jamie Lynne Spears announced that she’s knocked up. And, despite our editor’s plea, she’s keeping it!
That’s right: Britney Spears‘ 16-year old actress sister has been inseminated by 19-year old boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. And the circle of white trash life is complete.
Two time grandmother Lynne Spears was surprisingly surprised:
I didn’t believe it because Jamie Lynn’s always been so conscientious. She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.
We all knew Spears would succumb to the inevitability of bastard children, but no one could have predicted it would happen so soon.
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NG
Though this is not Q’s thing, it will be interesting as to whether Alridge and or Spears will be arrested and charged with aggravated child molestation.
Dawster
anybody see “idiocracy”?
todd
Stautory Rape is a white trash rite of passage!!
hisurfer
Is “late for curfew” trash for “uh-oh mama my period hasn’t come yet?”