Teach Your Children Well

It Runs In The Family

Oh boy – or girl! Jamie Lynne Spears announced that she’s knocked up. And, despite our editor’s plea, she’s keeping it!

That’s right: Britney Spears‘ 16-year old actress sister has been inseminated by 19-year old boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. And the circle of white trash life is complete.

Two time grandmother Lynne Spears was surprisingly surprised:

I didn’t believe it because Jamie Lynn’s always been so conscientious. She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.

We all knew Spears would succumb to the inevitability of bastard children, but no one could have predicted it would happen so soon.