You’ve heard the argument that gay marriage would lead to incest. That gay marriage would lead to polygamy. That gay marriage would lead to beastiality. But what about gay marriage leading to robot sex?
God bless David Gibbs III, the founder of the Christian Law Association. He’s the lawyer who became famous for a minute in 2005 when he fought to keep Terri Schiavo on life support.
Now he’s showing up at gay marriage protest rallies, like the one in front of North Carolina’s legislative building last week. Old news, perhaps, but we missed this choice quote he was hollering: Gay marriage will “open the door to unusual marriage in North Carolina. Why not polygamy, or three or four spouses? Maybe people will want to marry their pets or robots.”