You’ve heard the argument that gay marriage would lead to incest. That gay marriage would lead to polygamy. That gay marriage would lead to beastiality. But what about gay marriage leading to robot sex?
God bless David Gibbs III, the founder of the Christian Law Association. He’s the lawyer who became famous for a minute in 2005 when he fought to keep Terri Schiavo on life support.
Now he’s showing up at gay marriage protest rallies, like the one in front of North Carolina’s legislative building last week. Old news, perhaps, but we missed this choice quote he was hollering: Gay marriage will “open the door to unusual marriage in North Carolina. Why not polygamy, or three or four spouses? Maybe people will want to marry their pets or robots.”
Merlin
Polygamy is support in the bible, polygamy is a religious problem. Name a religion that does not support tradition polygamy? So many men in the bible have multiple wives. And are there not support systems described for polygamous marriage in the bible?
kevin (not that one)
Odd choice of words from someone who looks like a Stepford Wife.
moo
I wish I had a robot. I wouldn’t need to marry him; I’d just program him to be faithful.
Dorothy
I say we should stop marriages between different races and religions and definitely no marrying for the not-so-rich, that’s what opened the door for marriage rights, damn! It might lead to making love instead of war, marriage is evil, stop it alltogether.
no, don’t.. I wanna get married, want pretty dress, want 2 pretty dresses…
note to self; mary woman so you can have 2 pretty dresses!
Dorothy
oh. oh! *suddenly reminded of April from the “I was made to love you” Buffy episode*
I bet they’d fal for that one if you fake her an ID
Dorothy
oh. oh! *suddenly reminded of April from the “I was made to love you” Buffy episode*
I bet they’d fal for that one if you fake her an ID
Can I have a TaraBot, can I marry her?
Erick
Im guessing he had just watched his first episode of Battlestar Galactica. It freaked him out.
rogue dandelion
@Dorothy: I love you now and forever for reminding me of that episode.
J.D.
As long as it makes his head implode, I’m all for it.
vernonvanderbilt
“I’m looking for Warren. Do you know where Warren is? And if you do, could you tell me?”
Dawster
Robot sex? or a typical Wednesday night for some…
RichardR
looked up this asshat’s bio. Guess where he went to college? Oh, sorry, Liberty is a University.
rick
why would you marry a robot? anybody who is anybody knows you marry an android. they have all the right parts and are psuedo humans. although your relatives might get bent all out of shape like pietro aka quicksilver did when his sister wanda aka scarlet witch married the vision aka an android in the avengers comic book.
do androids dream of electric sheep?
Darth Paul
@kevin (not that one): I’m sayin!
Alex
Please, no one will get to marry robots as long as we keep denying them rights. It’s absurd for fully sentient robots to continue to be treated like property when they are fully endowed with a free will like humans.
Now, you may say that such robots don’t exist, and won’t for decades, if not centuries. This is true, but considering how long most liberation movements take, I think we should start early, so that by the time we make sentient robots/androids/replicants, they’ll only be a few decades away from equality, rather than a century or two.
Robot rights now!!!
@rick: Yes.
@Dorothy: So yes. Though I don’t know where you might get a BensonBot.
Sebbe
Cool, just another idiotic statement that makes them look like crazies to most moderates.
Brianna
I loved that Buffy episode. I need to rewatch it.
Warren: She’s not a toy. I mean, I know what you’re thinking. But she’s more than that.
Buffy: Look, I’m sure she has many exciting labor-saving attachments.
vernonvanderbilt
I would like a Ryan PhillippeBot for my birthday this year, please. I would also settle for a Jude LawBot if the Ryans are out of stock.
vernonvanderbilt
Also, here’s a philosophical conundrum for all you deep thinkers out there:
Is robot sex masturbation?
Mister C
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Mister C
This shit is getting so CRAZY! I just want to SCREAM!
Dorothy
She basicly has genuine molded plastic stamped on her ass? Well if that’s what blows up your skirt these days… There are even people who find George Bush attractive after all :p
Would a Tarabot be a fettish thing? (sexually arousal from inanimate objects) Tara means fettish in portugese LoL
Ben
Sex with robots! Did no one watch the propaganda video, “Don’t Date Robots”? The Space Pope doesn’t make those things for his entertainment!
Charles J. Mueller
He says it like it is a bad thing? lol